Sep 29, 2025
This is how you do this yes yes yes
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This is how you do this yes yes yes
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Recalling a fumble I made a little while ago during a talk with a friend. I tripped myself and he wasn't even trying that hard to get me, but he underestimated my obliviousness.
Here is roughly how it went...
Me: "Hey have you heard of the new film that came out? Markiplier directed it himself. Seems to be doing quite well in theatres, shame it isn't in a nearby theatre yet."
[Not even 1 minute later in the coversation]
Friend: ...btw I heard Markiplier hit on the director's wife.
Me: "Oh? First time I hear about it."
Friend: "..."
Me: "What?"
Friend: "Girl. Who directed the film?"
Me: "Markiplier."
Friend: "..."
Me: "...OH!"
Friend: "Really? It took you that long?!"
Me: "It's his own wife!"
Friend: "How did you even fall for that???"
When you drop a full thing of decorative crushed glass and you feel like this.
It's literally everywhere
D-8 till Jin’s birthday.
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What am I even typing???
Me: *sees that it's late, my mom's sleeping*
Me: *is thirsty*
Me: *opens bottle really quiet*
Me: *sighs really quiet*
Me: *starts to drink really quiet*
Me: *fucks up while drinking, coughs loud through the whole house*
Me: *hissing* sHIT