@mxapplegreen || 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞 𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔣𝔢𝔢
Miranda smiled, folding her hands in her lap while the potential hire sat down. Not bad, and indeed they seemed to live up to their expectations already. Tall, lanky, but with a relaxed grace that other monsters would’ve floundered in. Miranda’s eating serfs were already at work in a nearby stall, leaving the merprincess herself with only a chalice of saltwater and an assortment of silverware in front of her - something that made it easier to have a good impression.
“It’s quaint - hardly like what any respectable royal has at home, but it is the best the land has to offer.” A faint hum and a claw clicked against her chalice. It was just standard crystal, hardly the ‘ carved from solid diamond ’ Miranda trusted to be a minimum, but she’d make do for tonight. After all, it was a bad idea to meet new hires in a private place when first talking to them. Public would have to make do.
Time to get down to business, though.
One of Miranda’s standing guards moved over to unfold a long scroll, made of some kind of seaweed blend paper, and covered in the details of the job - with, of course, a place to sign at the bottom, with Miranda’s own signature already handled. But it was full of legal jargon, and Miri felt it was best to explain outright.
“You are to serve as a personal guard to myself, Princess Miranda Vanderbilt of the Merkingdom’s Crown Throne. You will be tasked with protection, first and foremost - against any potential assassins, insurgents, environmental hazards, suitors, angry mobs, fellow royals, animals sentient or otherwise, plants sentient or otherwise, monster and/or bounty hunters, and any other potential threat to myself and/or the Merkingdom’s integrity. Your first and utmost consideration will be my safety. Further tasks will be assigned as needed, with bonus pay for assassinations, information gathering, bounty hunting, interrogations, spying, research and intelligence jobs, shows of power, threats, and more as detailed in the agreement. Starting flat pay begins at 750 billion per week hired, with a minimal increase of 25 million as seen fit, with my approval. We include complete health coverage, with recompense for injuries sustained while doing tasks ordered. And, of course, after a period of three months, you will be given the choice of either moving into a prepared room on my current residences or staying where you are. A space has already been set up for your operations at my castle. Furthermore, you are expected to accompany me as desired, with exceptions being made as I wish. Hours are on a by-need basis.” That was the basics, anyways - and Miranda paused to catch her breath and take a sip of her saltwater. Thankfully, she already knew the tests for poison to have come up negative.
“Do you have any questions?”

















