“I know what you’re thinking: what on earth could have possessed me to order this much food? Well let me tell you.” He’s got three cheeseburgers, two baskets of fries, an order of onion rings, and some mozzarella sticks in front of him, and only him.
“My dear, sweet, pain in the ass older sisters begged me to come with them to lunch today. They were running late so they told me to order for all of us. Being a darling baby brother, I did. And how do they repay me? They flake! They both flaked on me!” Morgan looks up with an exaggerated expression of hopelessness. “Please come eat all this food with me. I already paid for it.”














