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Well, I have an aversion to maccoroni and cheese. I don't think it's strange, but apparently it is. I think I acquired it because this one time in the fifth grade I was at my friend Sarah's house with our other friend Kassey and they made mac & cheese but Kassey was a dumb bitch and was all "oh i know how to make it even betterrrrr" but all she did was add a fuckton of garlic powder and literally MADE ME EAT IT I WAS SO PISSED and I've hated it ever since.

That was a long explanation oops.

2. Do you have any strange sleeping habits? Things like having certain conditions your room or bed must be in before you can fall asleep.

I must have all three blankets on me, the closet door must be closed, no light can be shining through anything, and as I am laying down to go to sleep I MUST have my sleeping playlist playing on my phone. Idk if any of this is even strange. OH and I have to have to have to have to have the fan on. And I must know that Obama is president, or else I won't be able to sleep at all.

3. What’s something that you love to eat or drink that no one else seems to understand or like?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME I FEEL LIKE NOTHING I DO IS STRANGE

Anyway idk if anyone else likes this but I like dipping my graham crackers in either applesauce or yogurt becuase it's jusu super good. Also I can eat an entire jar of pickles and/or can of black olives becasue they too are the best things in the world. I'm not sure if anything I drink is strange, though, since all I drink is like water/tea/cranberry juice/ apple juice/orange juice and vodka. KIDDING BRANDI.

4. Where’s the furthest place you’ve ever been from home? Why were you there and what did you do?

I'd say the furthest has probably been Washington D.C for a trip with my 'college prep' group thing Upward Bound. When it was still being funded we went on college your visits all the time and for this we had to write and essay and have good grades and shit to be able to go and I was one of those peopl and it was juts os much fun omg. We did so much. We went to all of the museums and took a tour of GW and it was just really cool OH AND I SAW THE WHITE HOUSE I WAS LITERALLY IN FRONT OF IT I FELT SO COOL

5. Tell an amusing childhood story.

I didn't have a childhood. All I did was beat my sister and apparenly eat dirt. The end.

6. What’s your favourite smell? Be as specific as you like.

Ooooh good question. Making me think! I really like the smell of pickles. Is that weird? Or like the smell or certain foods I eat that remain on my hands like pickles, sanwiches (the bread), pizza sauce, pepperonis, anything sweet, popcorn and such. I really like smelling my hands because I eat so fast that I don't really savor anything. Idk. That's pretty strange.

7. What’s your favourite thing to write in your handwriting? And, do you even like your handwriting at all?

B e a u t i f u l. I loooove the way I write beautiful. The way my f loops at the bottom and the way I end my l in cursive. I just like writing that word. Also I like my J's sometimes eSPECIALLY IN JONAS OMG but yeah I like my handwriting most of the time.

8. Most inexplicable piece of clothing that you own?

A shirt that says "I heart shoes booze and boys with tattoos"

... yeah, idk

9. Favourite comedians? And favourite bits from those comedians?

Brandi Abalos is my favorite comedian. Also Leanna Stephens. Also Kylie Jae and Emily Quinn and Jeze Zankich. Also Kykyrz. I love everything they say. I don't know any other comedians.

10. What do you typically do in your spare time? Days off from work or school, afternoons with no obligations, etc.

Stay in bed all day and eat and watch t.v. and mope. I really enjoy listening to music or going for walks or writing random things on paper or watching movies as well. I don't really do anything. Ever.

11. Imagine that you’re walking through a forest. It’s a forest made of forks, plastic and silverware. There are some sprouting out of the ground and others that tower above you like the Red Wood Forest. They have branches of sporks and spoons. Their leaves are napkins, clothe or paper, depending on the species. In the centre there is a lake filled with spaghetti/tomato sauce. The grass that grows is made of toothpicks. You attempt to walk to the lake barefoot and stab yourself repeatedly with said toothpicks. You keep going, anyway. You make it to the lake and wade in. You realise that you are naked. This does not concern you. You take a deep breath and dive under, finding it surprisingly easy to swim through the sauce. You open your eyes and find a most astonishing sight (besides the fact that you can see under-sauce). Now tell me what the fuck the astonishing sight was.

The first thing that came to my mind was a fish. Like on Lilo & Stitch how she feeds the fish peanut butter and jelly sanwiches. But then I thought, eh, I don't think a fish would be in a lake of spaghetti, so then I pictured I giant meatball and then I thought of Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs cause that book rocks and stuff. So yeah. It's not that astonishing but

TIME FOR NEW QUESTIONS OKAY

1. What was the first concert you went to? If you have not been to one, you suck.

2. If you could only drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why doe

3. When was the last time you went to the movies and what did you see?

4. What fandom(s) are you currently involved in?

5. What is your favorite piece of jewelery to wear and why?

6. Who is your favorite character? (from a movie or book or whatever)

7. What is a song that describes your life right now?

8. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?

9. What is your secret obsession?

10. Say five good things about yourself.