May 10, 2013
Thought #276: 'Freedom of Religion'
Jews: I want a government that adheres to my set of religious beliefs.
People: YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THIS IS AMERICA.
Muslims: I want a government that adheres to my set of religious beliefs.
People: YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THIS IS AMERICA.
Buddhists: I want a government that adheres to my set of religious beliefs.
People: YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THIS IS AMERICA.
Christians: I want a government that adheres to my set of religious beliefs.
People: RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. PLEASE, SIT DOWN! YOU'RE A TRUE HERO. THANKS FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT AMERICA IS REALLY ABOUT.
