#museriants

ignirae

okay for one, HE ISNT GOING TO EAT HIS OWN CHILD. two, kinji will give his child the best life. okay. he’s a better dad than person. three, i’ll literally pay someone for me to interact with kinji’s child.

who steals french fries off the other’s plateEbumi. Tho if caught, he’d put it back (even if he took a bite of it)who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a coupleI could see Hiruma do it, while Ebumi squirms and calls him gross. Then it turns into a wrestling match where Ebumi tries to get away and Hiruma makes dumb kissy noises while getting closer and it’s a mess ( a mess that ends in giggles )who has to bust or bail the other out of jailHiruma. Hiruma’d bust himself outta jail too. Dude got some connections. who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issuesgehh— like Ebumi’s so bad at giving advice, or he’s just very blunt with them, while Hiruma gets more cryptic with his. Both are highly observant… Ebumi might give a bit too straight forward advice if any at all, while Hiruma nudges (more or less gently) towards the right direction. It might depend on the situation mostly. who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyesHiruma, that bastard. If Ebumi tries, he’s just pinned down, and he ends up losing because he can’t work the controller properly anymore. who immediately calls dibs on the top bunkEbumi! It’s another thing if he gets to keep it, not that he, in the long run, cares WHERE he sleeps, but just to be annoying. who starts and who wins the pillow fightsEbumi might start them, but he will die bravely in battle lose.who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crushEbumi, totally. Doesn’t even need to be a “potential crush”, it’s enough if Hiruma shows some interest towards some poor unsuspecting victim person. Time to start dating cousin, ya can’t just swing your weapons around and blackmail people. Live a little. Go populate the earth with tiny demon babies. 

—*&; The demon stood there, his arms folded across his chest. “You look like an Incubus— you are one, ain’t you? What are YOU doing here?”

@museriants

Nahh, he knew Hiruma was busy.

she can kick my ass anytime. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)