May 3, 2023
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Murica.
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I know I shouldn't laugh, but that baby spent the night outside in the rain, the cold, the dark, never moved. Not a single cry or whine. What a soldier, like back in the good ol' days when children mined coals.
The San Myshuno Night Lounge Massacre.
Win: Idk what makes me more mad: my pointless death or y'all oogly faces. Onomnom.
PA-POW! Y'all oogly faces. Ruining ma appetite.
Some dood: Oh, goodness, dear me!
Somebody! Call 911! Win: I am 911.
What's so funny, twerp? I kiil you. Kid: Okay, boomer.
Win: EAT SHIET, TURD.
Kid: You missed lmao you old man with cataracts. Byes. Win: Dafork's wrong wit kidz deez dayz. No respect for their elders. Wait, I ain't old!
Oh, no! A puppy got hit?!
Whew, nvm, puppy is alive and well.
Who's a good boygirl? Who's a good boygirl! You are! You! Some lady with the weird hair: Stay away from the dog, sicko!
Win: Sick on DIS! BLA-BLAM!
Win: Fork, the cops are here. What you think, puppy? Fight or flight? Dog: Woof. Win: I thought so, too.
Some doodette: AHHH- Win: BAP-BANG! Shaddap.
Girl1: Did we just walk into a horror movie? Boy1: There goes Saturday Karaoke night.
And so, the massacre continued throughout the night. Unstoppable and unyielding, even the cops were slaughtered on sight.
Some screamed, some cleaned--nobody knows why. Some beamed with anger, some keened on vengence and swore to the sky.
Some hid behind the bar, as the gunshots sound wide and far.
Gal: All my yoga was for this very moment! I can't get shot if I lay low!
Guy on the right: AUGH! Win: Aight, I'm bored. Byes, y'all. I had fun.
Thus, bringing us the end of the San Myshuno Night Lounge Massacre. Thoughts and prayers. Rip.
Dar: Y u always here? Lak: It a free country.
Dar: Cheers to that. Lak: Lemme whip out ma violi- Dar: NO.
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Huh!? Since when was he preggo???
Crescent went to share the big news. And look at Curse's face. I kekked up. Then he immediately poofed away x^D too real life, mang.
Apparently my online coping mechanism for sitting north of a national cosmetics fire of a democracy whose highest office is held by a man telling people to drink Lysol that the media reports with absurdly gentle copy is to yell about cartoon discourse on a blog with an alien absolute monarch in clown makeup as an avatar.