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there is no flames

Rated M - warnings for food, swearing, mentions of sex, (implied) cannibalism. takes place in The Recipe AU. comments, reblogs, messages etc are what I live for!

summary: There’s a lot to be thankful for this year. Geoff prepares an elaborate meal for Michael and Ryan to show his gratitude.

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Happy Thanksgiving to you all (& for non-Americans, happy Thursday!). I hope this hilariously domestic and ironically adorable story about a gay cannibal threeway warms your heart <3

excerpt:

“You’re the chef, Geoff,” Ryan says, almost expressionless. “What would you suggest we serve on Thanksgiving other than turkey?”

Something changes in Michael’s posture and the air vibrates like a plucked guitar string.

“Venison, I was thinking,” Geoff says. “I mean, if you think you’ll have time to hunt before then. If not, we can always just do turkey or I could get some --”

Ryan interrupts him with a warm, soft laugh.

“Nobody likes turkey,” Ryan says. “If you’re OK with not pretending to like turkey, I am certainly alright with that.”

“I like turkey ok,” Michael interrupts.

Ryan and Geoff both shoot him an incredulous look.

“Well, I like it when you cook it, Geoff. I like everything you cook.”

“Brown-noser,” Geoff says under his breath. Michael sticks his tongue out at Geoff and kicks him lightly under the table.

Rated M - warnings for food, swearing, mentions of sex, (implied) cannibalism, and smooth jazz. takes place in The Recipe AU. 36 minutes. comments, reblogs, messages etc are what I live for!

summary: There’s a lot to be thankful for this year. Geoff prepares an elaborate meal for Michael and Ryan to show his gratitude. 

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ngl half the reason i got my son murderteeth is that so when he cat yawns, it actually looks kind of menacing

Day 2: Knives AO3 Mirror Here!

Alright. Warnings for blood, violence, and non-consensual blood and knifeplay. It’s more Risingwood (duh).

(2/2) It turns out "kill him and dispose of the body" means "get asked out for drinks", according to Geoff. Joel knows that this man is a threat, so he takes a gun to dispose of him... and ends up going home and getting introduced to Ryan's cat. Michael has had it up to here with his soft-hearted partners, so he lies in wait for Ryan, but then he gets spotted and Ryan is really confused "how are you alive" and in explaining, Michael notices Ryan's nice smile and blue eyes and thinks "Oh fuck me"

Bonus: Ryan is the detective assigned to their cases. Eventually they both end up targeting him but once they realize how hot he is they decide to include him in their game. He essentially ends up getting sexts in the form of dead bodies. He kinda likes it.

Bonus bonus: Ryan wakes up tied to a chair in a dark room, he looks around and eventually sees Michael and Geoff looking at him and giggling to each other. Ryan is like “this is it I’m gonna die” but then Michael walks over and straddles his lap, (hes still giggling what a nerd) and Geoff is like “well detecive Haywood, we’ve got a little game we wanna play with you” and long story short Ryan loses all sense of morality that night

oh my god this reminds me of hannibal in the BEST way possible, fuuuuuuck my ass. like… ryan is profiling them both and he gets it wrong–figures they work together. he writes these long. poetic notes getting inside their brains and talking about how the crime scenes are steamy love letters and basically exploring the depth of their completely deplorable love for each other. michael hacks into his computer and copies all of ryan’s notes for himself, prints them out. 

geoff and michael finally meet face to face when they show up to kill the same person. finally they work together on something and they break the sexual tension and bone. back at michael’s place, their pillow talk is about the detective assigned to their case and it turns out geoff has been stalking the guy, he’s pretty good looking. and michael’s like “yeah and a brain to match” and he produces ryan’s notes and they stay up reading the notes to each other and laughing about the parts ryan’s gotten wrong and just both so delighted to know that as obsessed as they’ve been with each other, there’s this whole separate mysterious stranger out there who is completely consumed with the two of them.

and then they finally make their plan and they lure ryan out, capture him, have their way with him figuring they’ll have to kill him at the end and being a little sad about it. and ryan isn’t sure whether he’s completely lost his own mind or if it’s just self-preservation kicking in but he finds himself talking them out of it, talking them into letting him help…