#murderous babble

Every episode I think “wow these characters are at rock bottom” and then the next ep comes out and I discover there was in fact a deeper, rockier bottom that has been hit

I do love to think abt the fact the ace attorney creators had no idea that “almost Christmas” would be celebrated by nerds all over the world when they put into the game 20 years ago

Happy pride month to the following people: Hank Green, my girlfriend, all the queer students who have ever attended my former high school, Apollo Justice, whatever the fuck Rosencrantz and Guildenstern had going on, all straight musicians who have had queer audiences glob onto them for some reason, closeted theatre kids, lavender and violet flowers, those parents who hang around pride events and give out hugs to queer kids, and all former horse girls who are no longer girls