#mupplr

ugh! i need a polyamorous hippie commune. im not a cult leader, im a blogger, and artist. im an independent—a cult would be way too much to handle. now, a cult following? count me in. would be great if a friend started a polyamorous hippie commune. its not a polygamy thing, its just, a hippie commune, filled with polyamorous people. perhaps gonzo and camilla (yhe polyamorous chicken) could find sanctuary there. a polyamorous hippie commune to save gonzo (who is in a political prison). maybe dan and phil could help get it started? they know a lot of lesbians. perfect for the job.

the 'muppet joker' is fucking A PUPPET phil lester and kermit teh frog ARE IN LOVE

if you didnt lknow... gonzo, yes, gonzo, from the mupepets. gonzo the tumblr user runs @fakespnepisodes. inbetween posting fake supernatural episdodes, gonzo blogs about being politically prosecuted.

gonna watch myppet christmas carol for a lesbian date just an absolute fyck you to the muppet joker like yeah im living a phyuriful life this phyurimas. tsk tsk. dan and phil would never endorse your edgy attempts to take the magic out of muppets. i interact with media how it was intended. i like my clothes older than me. im on a path towards world peace. what do you have, muppet joker. a bunch of fugly pilgrim hats and an edgy satire account? i have yaoi. i am a yaoi wizard. i literally have magic yaoi mind powers. im like the rainman of yaoi. i have a beautiful polyamorous chicken wife who has a GREAT time fucking your wife AND aomwthing really awesome and phyuriful it feels like a gift from dan and phil for being such a loyal and loving phild. this phyurimas i will finally feel human touch