Dear Diary,
They tried to GET THE GREEBLERS ASS! The lord, apparently sayeth that the rapture twas today and tried to drag me to heaven via my little angel demon muppet wings while they blasted their holy horns. The Greebler did NOT expect it to be a full horn band to play "cheeseburgers in paradise" but The Greebler knows the lord works in mysterious, sexy and cheeseburger-y ways. Unfortunately for those who would pray for my ascent into Muppet Heaven or those who have been praying for me to descend into Muppet Superhell, The Greebler stays HERE! I have sacrificed my immortal soul to continue to bring unto you the joys of Yuri, Yaoi and undefined queer relationships with the power of the Muppets. And the greebler will continue to do so from the depths of EXTREME MUPPET LIMBO once my physical body decomposes and my immortal soul (who God knowes not what to do with) gets ushered into EXTREME MUPPET LIMBO. Till then my Greeblerlings, The Greebler shall continue to Greeble and Type on.
With Love, The Greebler
