its frankly abhorrent alvin still has a career after his most recent meltdown was leaked. this is who you want your children listening to?
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its frankly abhorrent alvin still has a career after his most recent meltdown was leaked. this is who you want your children listening to?

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yes unfortunately i do still keep up with brittany. im sorry. she makes me laugh. not on purpose but she does. id say stop getting into twitter fights but i kinda dont want her to. last time she threw her kids choice award trophy at a wall but it bounced back and hit her in the head. and then she like. started concussion posting?????
i mean really it feels like only one of the sevilles have turned out even marginally normal. like you have alvin going nuts (pun only a little intended) and then you have theodore (im not calling him ted man its fucking stupid idk how he thinks thats more mature and masculine than theodore) fully entrenched in alpha male chad looksmaxxer bullshit. like what the fuck do you mean they gave him ozempic, he's barely the height of two pens???????? AND HIS PODCAST CHARGES $60 A MONTH FOR THE WHOLE THING VS HIGHLIGHTS. ITS INSANE.
so in comparison simon is like so normal and functional that its almost comical.
like ill admit, simons reaction to alvin coming out as bi? that was a total fucking trainwreck. like as a bisexual obviously that was hurtful but i do genuinely feel that simons learned and grown from this, his apologies were like actual apologies (yes, even if it seemed really fucking hard for him to admit he was wrong, he was like 17 and it wasnt even the bi thing it was The Alvin Thing, im willing to extend him that grace bc i think a sincere apology that feels like pulling teeth is worth more than a false apology thats pretty), and from what ive seen on his socials he seems really committed to his new role lecturing at pomona even if his tiktoks about it are kinda cringe.
i respect his decision to step out of the limelight and its actually kind of a bummer people are dunking on him about it? i mean, the fucking vocalist from the offspring has a phd in like molecular biology i think?
though its kinda weird that they have more of an issue with his career as a CHILD than yknow. well. the.... chipmunk thing? maybe? idk is that ignorant of me?
im sorry i just dont see how alvins abuse of uppers for repeated deliberately triggered manic episodes to, and i quote, "tear up this shithole studio", and clearly undiagnosed grandiose narcissism makes his behaviour okay? an explanation is not an excuse. i, and many others, am also a bipolar (diagnosed, btw) narcissist, and ive never bailed out someone who RAN SOMEONE OVER and MAKES STATUES out of "LESSER RODENTS"
i dont think its fair that simon and theodore didnt get their own initials on their hoodies. personally.

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did we forget when brittany miller was putting down other women in the industry w her constant subtweeting and she straight up was stealing songs from smaller musicians…she’s not a girl’s girl
listen im not saying brittanys perfect im just saying the criticism she gets is disproportionate to the boys yk? shes still targeted by misogyny, shes still held to a totally different standard. at least shes been running her mouth less since her pivot to acting.
i mean, shes still bitching and moaning but now its about her not getting roles 😭 like babes you said outright in an interview you spent more time learning how to cry on command than you did on learning your lines???? maybe work on that one first? its easier to have them sort out the fake crying than it is to have them sort out an actress who wont even read the script properly beforehand.
it was objectively kinda hysterical that she immediately followed that up with recommendations for the best mascaras that run when you cry though. the fact that she got a sponsorship after that fucking killed me. its good mascara too.
you have no idea how long i could drag this out.
Having a moment, huh?
i got really invested.