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Name: Kai last name’s not important

Age: 14 going to be 15 soon

Height: I’m around six feet

Weight: Mostly muscle so a bit more than I need I guess

Hair: Formerly dark brown

Eyes: formerly light brown

Likes: I really like football, I play. Poe is my best friend, known him since the second grade. I love him. I really love my mom and dad they’re cool. Let’s see what else? I like….learning. Yeah that’s it.

Dislikes: I really don’t like the way Poe leads it’s a bit….humiliating? He really doesn’t know how to make people want to listen to him, and like sometimes the things he requests are sorta...embarrassing? Don’t take it the wrong way he’s really great and doesn’t make me do things I don’t want to do or aren’t comfortable doing! It’s just well y’know he laughs when people get hurt? I don’t like that either. That’s really mean.

How do you feel about your job? It’s pretty fun though my uniform is pretty shitty. (of screen Poes) Don’t cuss! Shut up!

What about your team? I like them enough, don’t tell anyone but I’m really glad Poe’s not the leader.

Favorite outfit: I don’t have one really. I just wear whatever. (Of screen Poe) Yeah whatever I tell you to wear! PoE!

Name: Poe. You don’t need to know the rest

Age: I’m 14 and a half

Height: Five feet.

Weight: you don’t need to know that either

Hair: It used to be the lightest brown it can be

Eyes: I was told they were near yellow

Likes: I prefer to be clean more than anything, and  I play the flute. Oh and you have to love soft things. Also people who listen to my commands? The best! I really like Kai the most though. He’s so strong, and willing to just play you know?

Dislikes: I hate dirty things more than anything. Also when people push boundaries. I mean I love telling people what to do but...I don’t want people to not like me because of it. That’s really all, oh and I hate it when people assume things about me don’t do that you’re wrong.

How do you feel about your job? The outfits trash but it’s fun.

What about your team? My teams great! But I wish I’d been chosen to be the leader, I’d do much better.

Favorite outfit: *Censored for content*

Name: Timothy Martins don’t forget it babe.

Age: 14

Height: 6’4”

Weight: I could do with more

Hair: It used to be blonde, kinda dark. It’s much better now.

Eyes: They were the bluest blue! I miss that blue.

Likes: I like cats so much! I also like me. They’re so cute, like me. I like cute things in general, why I love Brendan so much! I also love me He’s so cute. I also really like the color pink. And I really love designing clothes it’s so much fun! Though I wish Girly would model for me. Did I mention how great I am? Several times! SHUT UP BRENDAN.

Dislikes: Not much really! Just my parents, and the idea that I could fail at anything. But really I hate my parents. And vanilla cake? It’s weird it’s just so boring. Also people who call me “Tim” or “Timmy” like no stop wrong.

How do you feel about your job? I love love it! It’s the best. It’s really fun. Though the fighting is a bit hard. And the uniform is nice. 

What about your team? They’re great, but Brendan is really negative all the time. He’s still cute though.

Favorite outfit: I gotta say I love my cat hoodie! It’s cute and pink and it’s really neat. And my ripped jeans, shows off my sweet legs. your legs are twigs BRENDAN

Name: Brendan Martinez

Age:14.25

Height: four feet to the inch

Weight: Not enough

Hair: Used to be Black

Eyes: they were Dark brown

Likes: I really like cats, my sister’s allergic though so I can’t have one. The bass is cool I play it so I might be biased though. I’ve always thought that Jade was cool. What else? I guess I really like coffee and dark chocolate.

Dislikes: Timothy, he’s a douche and I hate him. I also really hate people who treat me like I’m a little kid like I’m short but that doesn’t mean I’m not a fourteen-year-old. Also don’t remind me of the fact that I look like a girl I’ve been told and I know.

How do you feel about your job? I hate it more than I hate life and that’s saying something. It’s sucks ass.

What about your team? Jade’s the best, Poe and Kai are neutral ground, and Timothy is the worst and he makes my job a living hell. More so than it already is.

Favorite outfit: I like sweaters a lot, I own a shit ton of them. They’re all too big though. I wear shorts at home a lot too. So I guess my favorite outfit’s gotta be my “Do aliens believe in us?” sweater and shorts, maybe some knee high socks? Who knows

Fun Facts: I once shoved an entire Popsicle in my mouth, that’s pretty cool I guess? And I can do the splits. I don’t actually think I have a gag reflex though? Like I once ate a piece of toast by throwing the whole thing into my mouth. I should probably look into this.