I need lance with his copious amount of siblings hugging him. I need his parents crying because their baby boy is back. Their son that they thought was dead. I need lance telling his siblings the stories of his adventures like fairy tales. Leaving out the darker bits. Then crying telling his parents what really happened and them being so proud of their son.

I need Pidge and Matt and their dad returning to her mum and her mum just crying and hugging them because she’s not alone anymore. I need them telling Mrs Holt about how they helped save the universe, her very clever family.

I need Hunk hugging his parents because he’s homes. I need him telling them the stories of his adventures with his new friends. I need to see their pride that their son who threw up on nearly ever simulation managed to become one of the universes defenders.

I need Keith to finally realise that team Voltron is all the family he needs. I need him moving in with Shiro, his brother figure. I need him visiting his friends and them talking about him with such pride. I need Keith being happy and fulfilled after years of anger and loneliness.

So I made a post earlier this week with screenshots of Ethan and Mark from Rewind and I said I wasn't a fan of this year’s and, after watching the Fine Bros. Youtuber’s React, I felt like I needed to address my opinion on Rewind 2017 more clearly.

First of all, I am super proud of Ethan making it into Rewind again, don't get me wrong, and seeing Mark and Dan and Phil and MatPat and Steph, I feel that same sense of pride because they are creators I love and I'm glad people love them and they are still relevant to YouTube.

Okay, so I didn't enjoy this year’s as much (I don't really like Rewind majorly anyway but it is a great summary of the year on Youtube I suppose) because I felt like everything was crammed in too much. People had 0.2 seconds on screen before they were gone and it didn't really show much of what the creators actually do on Youtube (as stated by JackSepticeye when asked by he didn't do it). They pushed too much into showing off what actually happened and the only creators that were really showcased were Liza (who I do like), Lele and the Paul Brothers. There were so many more creators and they were just glossed over for the people that had the most views or controversy (ie Paul Brothers and Lele)

Next, I understand that Rewind is there as a summary of the year on Youtube but there was so. much. slime and so. many. fidget spinners. It felt like just too much. And also the fact that as well as cramming in as much slime and sinners as they could, they also crammed in the content creators. It felt messy and really how my brain feels when I have an exam the next day. That is literally the best analogy I can think of for how much they put into the video.

Something a bit more positive now. While it felt crammed, I am so happy and proud to see so many creators who’s content I enjoy make it in. I also really liked how they were was two songs, unlike last year‘s that had a crap-tonne in it. I also appreciated the meme reference. and the floor is lava bit just because I love playing the floor is lava and have since I was 3. 

Also, ANIMATORS!! I am so so glad that the animators were included in this year's Rewind. They make such amazing content and it takes so so long to make the animations that they do and I don't know I just reall appreciate that the animators of Youtubers were included this year.

This is all just my opinion, although if you have anything to add please add it in a reblog, I would love to see other people’s opinions on rewind 2017.

I was watching the archived stream of Mark playing Getting Over It and he started the Destroy My Channel Challenge where if he swore, we could unsub and any progress he made meant we had to resub. So after he said potato and Aardvark I felt like for the rest of the 2 hours I had to write down what he said when trying not to swear. It’s also a bunch of stuff that made me laugh because of how hysterical he was

Potato

Aardvark

*monkey grunts*

Fun fun fun fun fun

Avocado

Sashimi

Bad man

Batman

Spider-Man

Ba man

Pider-Man

Ooooooooh say can you seeeeEEE

Febreeze (TM)

Wallaby (whoop whoop Australia represent)

Wimbledon

Tennis

Fütbol Americano

Wimbledon (again)

Oh Wumble-Le-bœuf (pronounced ‘la bouff’ ???)

Cryminnie

Caggle

Bum

Poopy batootie

WHAT THE HECKING HECK HECK HECK HECK HECK HEEEEEEEECK

Gosh

Golly

Michelangelo and Divinci

Sass

Sassafrass

Soup

Jeesums

Criminnie Christmas

Sally sue

Gus

Grum

Gum

Grandma

Oh my goodness gravy

*more monkey grunts*

ooooooOOOOOOOOOH

Maamber number five

Mambonumberfive

rANdle (Randle)

MmmmAMA mIA

*even more monkey noises*

Wimbledon Wimbledon Wimbledon

Fun fun fun fun fun I’m having fun

Video gaaaaaaaaames

Fun x102 (yes I counted)

*Aggressive tongue rolling*

Baby baby baby baby baby fun fun fun fun fun fun fun super duper fun

*sings in crescendo*

*heavy breathing* (good. keep that blood pressure low)

Fun fun fun fun very fun

Genghis Khan

Abraham Lincoln

*lots of no’s and why’s*

*yelling the word fun until the game actually becomes fun*

*moves away from mic screaming fun*

*mutters fun likes it’s a chant to make the game better*

Wow wow wow wow

No no no no NOOOO where am I?

*darth Vader breathing*

Fun. Remember guys this game is fun

Kirsten Stewart

Bouncy bouncy bouncy boy. Bouncy boi

*sings*nooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO *slaps face*

*dead silence*

*falls* *gets up and stands facing back wall completely done with life* *hits wall*

*more silence to ensure no complete loss of channel*

*heavy breathing*

oooOOOOOH (in falsetto)

*high pitched scream* WHYYYYYY

Gosh golly Jimminy Christmas

Slippery like a Dalmatian in luuuuube

Slippery like the night

Cling film

Oooooh losing sanity quickly aren’t I gentlemen and la— wha whoa why would you do something of that caliber

*gross mouth sounds close to mic*

We have slipped in like butter on a knife mmmmmm delicious

*high pitched* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No need to be sassy Mr., only classy

Losing sanity is part of YouTube. it’s part of it

Why I ask again to nobody

Why why why why why *stomps like toddler throwing tantrum* oh I’m gonna pass out oh boy *rolls off chair*

*breaks chair* *punches new chair*

*lots of off screen. mumbles about “fun”*

Pffffft

everybody hold onto your pants. Everyday hold onto your chairs im coming to town

Gosh goooooooop goopy goopy goopy I my pantsy wantsy wantsy gooshy goopy

Life is terrible in the neighbourhood. Life is terrible in the neighbourhood. I hate life. life hates me. we hate life. Life is hate. Full of hate. it’s full of hate. but we all hate each other equally. we all hate each other equally. which makes us live together as a society. I don’t like this at all. no I don’t like this at all. no I don’t like this all. no I don’t like this at all.

Geesums golly goshmas

Gentle bear gentle bear gentle bustling their gentle birth gentle bear gentleman gentle bear gentle barrier gentle bustling bear gentle bear gentle bear gentle bear

Soft baby harsh baby soft baby soft baby

FORWARD PROGRESS. THATS A PLACE IVE NEVER BEEN BEFORE SUBSCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBE *happy dance* *chants YES YES YES SUB-SCRIBE* *sings* forward progress. Forward progress. Forward progress oh yeeeah

*gets jumpscared* *looks highly offended and confused* okay... kay... alright

*Narrator stars to talk* *Mark is Le happy*

I cursed. Unsubscribe. *makes jump* SUBSCRIBE!

*silence. only broken by no’s*

*sings* FOOOORWAAAARDDD PRROOOOOGGGRRREEEEEEES FORWARD PROGRESS

This is definitively forward progress at this jUNcture

*narrator says “every setback you’ve forgiven me”* I have not forgiven you at all I have not even remotely forgiven you that is not what’s happening here Mr Foddey

At least that is not deathly

tshOOOM

Eh. Shoom. Woosh

Oh this is gonna be a pain in the rUMpUS

ooOH DO NOT RIDE THAT SNAKE

Swing swong

Rope-a-dope-dope

Awe yee awe yee awe yee (represent the Yeemos)

nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (he fell. So so far)

*muffled yelling into padded wall* aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh *yelling into mic sitting awkwardly on chair* aaaahhh ahhhh aah ah

There were more but they were mostly no’s, why’s, and fun’s