im sorry darling but i just cant seem to write today): i’ll get back to this when i can but for now lemme just talk about this mafia au bc i got stuff to say about this. @mukez-z

ok steve will totally get turned on by watching tony in action. it probably isn’t safe for steve to be distracted during that time but goddamn tony’s ass looks nice and oh-thanks for blowing the guy behind me apart(:

target practice !! they usually go out to shooting ranges, paintballing just anything really bc they love the stress reliever. steve and tony are always on separate teams because they’re the best players.

so when the paintballing rivalries go down too deep, loser has to give up ice cream. i repeat, ice cream !!

it’s not uncommon for tony to interrupt a meeting and just plop down on steve’s lap just to snuggle or just read a book while steve carresses his lover. everyone’s used to it by now and-

if anyone and aNYONE disrespects tony, steve will fucking murder you in your sleep, burn your corpse and feed your ashes to your parents xoxo-steve

is it hot in here or is it steve dir ty tal king in fucking italian? working with the lomberti family had allowed steve to catch some new phrases and c’mon let’s face it tony has it hots for some steamy sex in italian

but sometimes it’s not just the fighting together or sex, tony is the only person who can calm steve down. when steve’s about to blast apart a boy who forgot to pay up, a hand squeeze or a quick steamy kiss from tony is all that’s needed to calm him down.

OH MY GOD OF COURSE I CAN HELP YOU I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK! 

Are you asking me to tell you about the show or the ship? I’ll talk about both just in case!

Shadowhunters is about humans (mundanes) and Downworlders and Shadowhunters. Now mundanes can’t see the Downworlders. Downworlders are essentially any creature that is paranormal, so warlocks, vampires, werewolves, angels, demons etc and Shadowhunters are the people that are kind of like gaurdians of these two worlds, they keep the peace (and do a bad job most of them time *coughcoughTheClaveAreDickscoughcough*) and protect humans. Most Shadowhunters discriminate against Downworlders, and Downworlders in turn dislike Shadowhunters. 

The show tells the story of Clary Fray, a Shadowhunter who didn’t know she was a Shadowhunter until she turned 18, and gets sucked into the problems of the paranormal when her mother gets kidnapped. It follows the antics of the Shadowhunter gang, primarily made up of the Lightwoods Izzy, Alec and Jace. 

Now the ship malec is between Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn, and Alec Lightwood, a young closeted Shadowhunter. They are, as you say, very cute. Alec is so far in the closet he’s in Narnia, and Magnus hasn’t felt love in over a century, so their relationship is quite significant. 

If you live outside the US you can watch Shadowhunters on Netflix, but if you live in the US it’s not available, but you can watch the episode on Watch Series, I’ll link it here

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