#mugjustice

i need to talk to you, cupcake

I am a muffin.  Get it right.

I’m available whenever, darling.

–「 Your experience with throwing parties is, well, you’re leaning mostly on the knowledge of a troll named TAGORA GOR... GOR? Goresomething. You don’t know if you actually got his last name from Terezi. What you do know, is he knows Tyzias a lot better than you do. Teals talk, and given the date on her facebook you figure you’re close to her wriggling day. The day might not be exact, but regardless, you’re happy she exists. And you want to show show her that even if this world isn’t perfect, it can be good. So you asked for help making a party she would appreciate.」

「 So you some of your earnings and rented out the library after hours, and got to having invitations made. You left it to Tagora to curate the guest list, pick decorations, and brainstorm which activities would go well at a mostly teal bash. Since he got his ass crunched somehow, you’re doing the grunt work. Which is fine.」

「 The last preparations are made, the catering you ordered is in, and you think everyone who’s going to show up already has. It’s just about time. You text Tyzias.」

[ Recipient: TYZIAS ] - HEY  - ASSHOLE IN SHORTS  - OR CAPRIS??? I’M NOT SURE WHAT LENGTH IT IS THAT SHORTS BECOME CAPRIS? THEY MIGHT BE CAPRIS.  - THAT’S NOT WHY I’M MESSAGING YOU.  - I NEED YOUR HELP AT THE LIBRARY NOW. IT’S A LIBRARY RELATED EMERGENCY. IT CAN’T WAIT.  - HELLO!!!  - I’M GOING TO KEEP MESSAGING YOU UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME. YOU CAN ASK LITERALLY ANYONE WHO HAS EVER MET ME EVER, I CAN TYPE FOR A LONG ASS TIME WITHOUT ANY CONVERSATION BEING DIRECTED AT ME. WHAT DID YOU SPEND YOUR DAY DOING? MY DAY WAS A LOT OF PICKING MY UNDERWEAR OUT OF MY WASTECHUTE, THEN GETTING MYSELF ENTANGLED IN A LIBRARY RELATED DISASTER THAT I NEED YOUR HELP WITH!  - DO I NEED TO CALL YOU? - BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU MY DULCET TONES ARE MUCH BETTER OVER VOICE CHAT THEN HAVING TO READ ALL OF THIS SHITTY TEXT. 

Savior’s Respite was colder as the first day of autumn approached, and the breeze carried the smell of the ocean gently into the night... And the smell of questionably herbal substances, courtesy of one empath who decided to lay on a blanket and become one with the atmosphere of the place.

“Oh, Tyzias!”

As Galekh was wandering, he hadn’t really run into anyone he knew yet. Though, he supposed that was fine. It was nice to meet new people. It was just… after a while, introducing yourself got tedious. Again, not that he minded, but still.

So, Tyzias was definitely a breath of fresh air. Trotting up to the familiar troll, he gave a warm grin, tilting his head in curiosity.

[This was the one who had all the rumors. If only because of the wriggling rumormonger in the offices that loved to spread shit all over the place.]

whoa like its kind of weird to know so much of someone who isnt even an entertainer although i guess your caste provides entertainment for some audiences

In the process of finding a suitable spot to act upon a stroke of inspiration, you very nearly manage to mow down an exhausted-looking tealblood. You take one look at the book tucked under her arm and debate for a moment whether you should even try talking to her.

Ultimately, you decide to talk to her.

[You didn’t expect her to say yes! You could have asked the crazy troll (definitely not the one you hit in the face with the volleyball). You paced around your part of the hive you lived in for a few minutes, not really sure what to do.]

[Finally you respond.]

text: i can come pick you up at your hive * or we can meet at the theater * um * i was thinking we could go to the one in the mall in the golden ward * just let me know if you don’t know how to get there *|

[You find this to be weirdly nervewracking. This isn’t a cover for a mission, or Tegs dragging you to some small theater. This was with someone who you kind of just knew a little!]

[Woh. That’s weird. Weren’t all trolls suppose to be dead? Or is that another timeline you’re thinking of. Everything is just jumbled together at this point... that maybe it be best to accept it as they are a part of something waaaaay in the past.]

SOLLUX: w0w. i d0n’t think i’ve met any0ne that l00k s0 d0ne with everything then y0u. h0w much shit d0 y0u deal with 0n a daily bases. y0u l00k s0 much w0rse 0ff then i usually d0. SOLLUX: and i’m handicap.