#mtttl

Guys I just accidentally ate a small piece of broccoli while I was eating my chinese food. I'm so offended I can't believe I just ate an entire healthy meal. My body is my temple. Positive vibes only. Crossfit. Im gonna go do yoga in the park now and drink a green cleansing smoothie from a mason jar

My college is not on a closed campus but we have many different academic buildings in the city that we take the college's bussing system to get to. The bus driver is going on break so we are sitting at one of the buildings waiting for another bus driver to relieve her. She just told us we are getting on her nerves Lmaoo. She jokingly asked if we wanted to drive the bus and we all did not want to

Okay but imagine babies that are born with their adult sized feet

You used to be able to tell who was a freshman by who was actually wearing their lanyard. Now you can tell by who has enough energy and happiness left to smile at the end of the quarter. Bonus points if they're both smiling and still wearing their lanyard

I just spent more time than I probably should have thinking a stick ran across the ground but alas. Twas a lizard