Mar 15, 2024
"That fishy story you tell always makes me sleepy~
But that's just what I get, for dating a girl who's creepy~"
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"That fishy story you tell always makes me sleepy~
But that's just what I get, for dating a girl who's creepy~"
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Why do y'all have dancing monkeys in the ballroom during the holidays 🤨 ?
"Everyone deserves a little fun around the horror-days, even terrifying cymbal monkeys which may or may not cause death with each clang. "
Fun fact: They didn’t think this fit on r/weirdcore enough to let met post it.
If we get a couple of cows at our next farm I'll insist that we name one of them "Grandpa" just for the chance that someone will overhear one of us ask the other, "Whose turn is it to milk Grandpa?"
Meanwhile in the Foundation series pitch meeting:
Crow: "So this main character. . ."
Mike: "As a friend! A girl! Hell, he's a girl too! There’s a lot of girls, they're all roommates! There's a goofy girl, serious girl, the cheerleader, the loose girl - everybody in the damn series is a damn girl! A big, hairy girl!"
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Oh... uh... how’d that second picture get in there?
...OKAY, OKAY, I HAVE A SATELLITE ON WHICH I SEND PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF TO AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY CRAPPY VIDEO GAMES AND I GOT THE IDEA FROM MST3K! ARE YOU HAPPY?! Yeesh. Every time I have a new secret, I end up blabbing it...
-SR
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A Gamera I drew during class~
Odgka, messenger of the minced oaths gods, a mortal given the form of a lumpy demi-god. Serves as a gofer for when the deities are too lazy to do something for themselves, which is pretty often. One of Jeepers Creeper's peepers looks on.
Also, skin texture practice.