#mspaynt

no more micro games, wario treasure hunting adventure again when

Let me tell you a story

When I was a kid our washing machine was broken so me and my mom would go to the local laundromat to wash our stuff. One day they got a new arcade game, Aliens. More importantly, the demo sound setting was on. Me being so young, I had no clue what Aliens was about or the movies it originated from so I was very interested in what was a cool looking game, but then the demo showed the title screen animation which includes a LOUD AS FUCK roar-scream thingy which scared the hell out of me. From that point on I was too scared to even aproach it and I had to endure it's sounds for the whole wash cycle.

XENOMORPHS. NOT EVEN ONCE.

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON

For real though I am sitting on some illuminati type shit right now.

I love possibility of precipitation but I already have it

Where you live son

In that picture, I was visiting Rockport, near the bay. Probs haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure. Good breeze, comfortable despite the oppressive sunshine. Had a couple beers, helped my nephew Wyatt and his friend back off the pier after they foolishly tried to swim among the sealife, then came back.

Poor Wyatt freaked the fuck out after he jumped in and found that getting back up was almost impossible. He ended up cheese-grating his legs and feet on the barnacles attached to the post that holds up the double-football-field length pier, which he was at the very end of. Still managed to get out using pure adrenaline. He tried to convince me they were shark wounds when I found him bleeding.

His friend Kai on the other hand, decided he'd wade down the length of the pier, looking for a good place to pull himself back up, which he did... After dodging at least twenty jellyfish with our help to sight them.