#msf!sans

Capo (Sans) definitely, its practically an inevitability for him. First off, he wants heirs. No point having a criminal empire if there isn’t someone to hand it off to when you die. More than that....well, deep down he’s always craved some sense of normalcy. Papyrus did the best he could, but it was just the two of them. He wants to at least try that “mom and dad and two kids” life (gender of eventual partner notwithstanding). He’d make an ok dad with some time to mature a little more. He never goes easy on his offspring, but he has their back 100%.

Boots (Papyrus), by contrast, would probably say no if asked. In his mind, his life is currently too hectic to allow for a relationship period, much less one with kids. He doesn’t ever see it slowing down. Boots has always imagined that he’ll die like any other thug: shot up after getting careless one too many times. And he may be ok with that for himself, but he’ll die before he does it to someone else.

MSF!Brothers:

These two don’t trust easily. They’ve depended on only each other for as long as either of them can remember, and they like it that way. So if you’re someone they trust you have to be an extremely remarkable person. 

First of all, Sans will not stand for any contenders near the throne. If you’re too ambitious he will not trust you from the outset. Like Papyrus you will have to be okay with becoming a loyal henchman at his beck and call. And while you need a certain strong will (because Sans also hates “yes-men”) if you are the type to complain neverendingly about Sans Papyrus will likely shut down to you as well. You can bitch about Sans. You can’t hate him

Not to say the relationship comes without its perks. Sans and Papyrus are not dominant forces in the Underworld, but they are feared and respected. No one is going to mess with you. Those stupid enough to try find out quickly why the others leave you alone. 

Sans relies on you as someone else to bounce his schemes off of. Despite being a stubborn bossy asshole, once he trusts you, he’s surprisingly receptive to constructive criticism. In the end he places success over his pride. If you manage to dismantle it, clearly he’s not thought bout it enough, and he’s more than ready to re-tool it.

Papyrus and you have a quiet understanding. The two of you are often sent out on missions by Sans together. Usually to pick up marks, sometimes to do some house-breaking. You develop a close rapport. Hell, its fairly likely to end up in a pseudo-relationship given that Papyrus doesn’t have the time to get close with many people. Even if it never happens, the two of you are close. Drinking buddies who always have each other’s back, in a fight or without. You swap stories about Sans’ recent temper tantrums. 

Did Papyrus in a previous post, so Sans here!

MSF!Sans:

-The Underworld’s nicknamed him “The Brat” much to his everlasting chagrin, but don’t be fooled. There is little childish about him, outside of his temper.

-A gifted strategist and interrogator, though its his brother throwing the punches. Sans has a gift for finding weaknesses and tipping points with troublesome cops and clients, and he is perfectly willing to exploit them….for the right price.

-He doesn’t drink, smoke, or chase women (or men, for that matter). He refuses to let himself develop any addictions, wanting to rise above it. However, he can get in fits when he gambles. Its rare he’ll let himself near the tables (he has remarkable self-control) but if he get involved his competitive streak kicks in in a big way.

-Impeccable dresser

-While Mafiatale and Fell are Italian, Swap and Swapfell are Irish. Both he and Papyrus are fluent in Gaelic and use it to keep their conversations private from listening ears

-He has no hint of the brogue, though, given that he has no memory of their parents. He tries to keep his accent at all to a minimum, though it isn’t easy growing up on the streets

-The only thing he lacks is the establishment. He’s only been in the game for a year or two