#ms bf

*sees floor length windows* "Damn, people going past will see my knees tho :(((((((("

*in the bathroom* "Do you think the sales rep would mind if I took a shower?"

*sees my face in the kids room which is adorable* "Nope. Don't go getting ideas."

*turns a light on in a cupboard and blinds himself*

Bonus:

I was commenting on how nice the sales rep was and how helpful with my questions and he goes