Dear Diary, Tactical tree climbing is a thing, a beautiful thing. Please do not bring a ladder. I do not need help. I am fine and perfectly capable to climb this tree. I, in fact, climbed up here in a very sudden and spur of the moment way. I used my retractable claws, the same ones I use on the carpet in front of the authorities bedroom door. Do not attempt to save me from this adventure. This would be detrimental and disparaging to my self grandiose poise. Again, that ladder is offensive to me; I will not come closer, I will not submit to be carried by the authorities like a common criminal. I will continue to meow profusely to annoy the birds that usually occupy this space. It is comforting that they are still so terrified of me. . #catdiary #mrzdonut #toy_photographers #toyphotography #catsofinstagram #stuckinatreeprobably #joecowtoy #bigbadtoystore #joecow3d #mywonderfactory #londonstereoscopiccompany #stereoscopicphotography #stereoscopic #stereogram #bokeh #vintagelens #minolta58mmf1_4 (at San Tan Valley, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFj448TF6j1/?igshid=1c3j3v2u1jw0e