#mrheggie

Back when I was a lot younger, I put my sisters favourite toy dog in her lampshade because I thought it wanted to be up high and have a good time, but it turns out when you don’t take it out and turn the light bulb on, that the dog will burn. Biscuit burned hard.

She hasn’t let me live it down for all these years and for my birthday this year, she took revenge on me and now maybe she will finally be able to forgive me. Rip Biscuit, you flammable bitch.

Thank you to Mr Heggie (Dead Slow Tattoo, Brighton) for this conversation starter 🐶🔥