#mrfwrites

[text]: I love you. 

Message Read. 

[text]: Is that all I am to you? 

[text]: No, you’re not just your tits.

[text] You’re also a great pair of legs. 

[text]: Come on, don’t get defensive. 

[text]: We could be smashing it. 

[text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?

[text]: I’m no

[text]: I’m not ignoring you. 

[text]: There’s a fucking fly in my room. 

[text]: I’m going to turn the room inside out before it leaves out of here alive. 

[text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me. 

[text]: oR OR. We could go crash a kids party and eat their cake.

"Don’t look at me like that."

James couldn’t help but chuckle at the girl who was lying next to him, her eyes still shut as the morning sun leaked through the curtains. “Like what? Like I think how the fuck did I end up with someone who looks like a model. Or how I wonder if you’re dreaming of a way to kill me and making notes for when you’re awake. Or if I wonder if you would notice if I tended to myself while you were next to me, because you know how my body reacts when I’m around you. Or that I’m looking at you and thinking how in love with you I am.”

"Just let me go."

“No! I know you really want that last piece of cake okay, but that elderly woman wants in too and I’m not going to have you go to jail for beating up the elderly. Even if it would be amusing to watch, people would judge me if I laughed and judge me further when they know I’m with you.” 

"Kicking someone is not a form of romance." 

“It is if I say I love you at the same time. Or if it’s a romantic kind of kick, slow motion, my foot longing to hit your leg just so skin can brush against skin and send electric tingles up my spine. You know what they say, love at first kick.”

"Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." 

Cornelius & Maya -- 

Falls asleep on the couch: CorneliusMakes friends with the neighbors: MayaIs the adventurous eater: CorneliusHogs the covers at night: I feel like this is a fight. Forgets to do the dishes: CorneliusTries to surprise their partner more often: CorneliusLeaves dirty laundry on the floor: CorneliusStays up til 2 AM reading: MayaSings in the shower: CorneliusTakes the selfies: BothPlans date night: Cornelius 

Zach & Joseph --

((((((rami malek)))))))