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In case you missed it, I put up my first FREE sticker-pack for iOS-10 on the Apple App Store. It's called "Mr. Bleak", and you can slap Mr.Bleak's various bleak emotions on your iMessages to REALLY get across the fact that your eyeballs are leaking Ebola-slime. #MrBleak
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
DO YOU EVEN BLEAK, BRO?! Download my first set of FREE "Mr. Bleak" stickers for iOS10 on the App Store now, and summon #MrBleak's emotions as your own. Search "Mr. Bleak" or "Alex Pardee" on the Apple Store. (Thanks to @99centbrains for helping Mr. Bleak with some future-tech).
#MrBleak loves iOS10
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. My first #BleakFriday sale/release went amazing. I can't wait to invisibly hug you with the shirts you bought and paper cut you with my bags Of Dicks. Every bit of support goes right back into making more weird messy cool fun ridiculous stuff. 2017 is going to be awesome. Thank you thank you thank you. As an additional bonus, you helped raise over $1000 in total donations for the NRDC, an organization dedicated to saving the environment and currently helping support NoDAPL. 🙏 Goodnight. Mr Bleak is happy. I'm ecstatic. 👍 (Glamour shot 📸 by @ohchloe ) #MrBleak
"SPLOOGEBOB". Inspired by one of the greatest shows on television....and splooge. Now available in t-shirt form on my site for ONLY 2 MORE HOURS, alongside 4 other #BleakFriday limited shirts. Thank you to everyone who grabbed one already! I like you tons! #MrBleak shop.alexpardee.com (link in the profile)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"ASTRO'SNOT". Inspired by my own "Astronaut" painting and available now in t-shirt form on my site for ONLY 6 MORE HOURS, alongside 4 other #BleakFriday limited shirts. Thank you to everyone who grabbed one already! I like you tons! #MrBleak shop.alexpardee.com (link in the profile)
"PALE BONES". Inspired by The Pale Man in "Pan's Labyrinth" and available now in t-shirt form on my site for ONLY 12 MORE HOURS, alongside 4 other #BleakFriday limited shirts. Thank you to everyone who grabbed one already! I like you tons! #MrBleak shop.alexpardee.com
ONLY ONE DAY LEFT TO PURCHASE ANY OF MY 5 NEW "BLEAK" LIMITED T-SHIRTS. AFTER TOMORROW THEY WILL BE COVERED IN GOO AND DISINTEGRATED. Available on alexpardee.com (direct link in my profile) #BleakFriday #MrBleak (📸s by @ohchloe)
