Why is Cartman always getting so close to people?
He's starving affection isn't he?

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Why is Cartman always getting so close to people?
He's starving affection isn't he?

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Life is Strange Sims - Nathan Prescott & Mark Jefferson exploring Salvadorada
[Max carries Mr.Jefferson out of the Dark Room]
Mr.Jefferson - [coughing blood as he suffers from wounds] Max ? You’re saving me ?
Max- Nope [tosses Mr.Jefferson straight into the tornado] YEET
[Mr. Jefferson dies, and the storm stops]
Max - =)
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'Max stands in the middle of the forest, taking pictures of the majesty of nature when she hears a rush of wind behind her, turning around to see Mr. Jefferson parachuting behind her'
Mr.Jefferson - 'rolls into a landing, looking up at Max dynamically' TURN IN THAT PHOTO !
Max- 'monkey screech'
'Victoria Chase comes out from inbetween the trees and tosses a rock straight at Mr.Jeffersons face, breaking his glasses in two'
Victoria - 'impatient' Well get going Caulfield
Max- 'kisses Victoria on the cheek and runs off' Love you <3
Victoria - 'blushes slightly'
Mr.Jefferson - 'holding the shattered remnants of his glasses in his outstretched palms' Victoria ! These were PRESCRIPTION !
Max- 'growing fainter in volume' Get contacts ........
'Mr.Jefferson looks at Victoria sternly'
Victoria - 'shrugs' What do you expect ? You ruined my date
Mr.Jefferson - 'growls in frustration and runs after Max'
'Mr.Jefferson uses his improved cardio skills to close the gap to a respectable distance'
Mr. Jefferson - 'clumsily dodging branches, due to his worsened vision' Damnit Max, do you know how much pressure I'm under to finish this contest ?
Max- Well whose stopping you ? You're putting your own career at risk, not me
Mr.Jefferson - 'catches a flash of Max's grey hoodie' You have a real chance to win this, and it would look GREAT on your resume
Max - I'll manage without it !
Mr. Jefferson - Don't be a foo.......
' A branch swings back from out of nowhere and hits Mr.Jefferson in the face, sending him falling on his back'
Mr.Jefferson - 'groans in a dazed pain as a doe passes him by, stopping next to Max'
Max- 'strokes the does head affectionately before climbing on top' Good to see you
Mr. Jefferson - Max....'reaches hand out feebly' Help.....me
'Max tosses a tiny key chain down with a button at the center onto Mr.Jefferson chest'
Mr. Jefferson - What is this.......
Max - 'matter of fact voice' Life Alert.....'blinks innocently'
Mr. Jefferson - 'nose flares in rage as an otherworldly voice of doom and despair passes out of the photography teacher's mouth' I AM NOT OLD !
Max- Are too 'points dramatically up the hill' Ride Rachel RIDE !
'Rachel gallops up the hill'
'Mr.Jefferson jumps to his feet and starts running in an attempt to convince himself that he's not old'
'Max breaks through the forest and finds herself by the cliffside overlooking the town'
Mr.Jefferson - 'comes out right behind Max, panting heavily' I've got you now...... 'shakily walks towards Max as she climbs off of Rachel'
Max- 'kisses Rachel on the nose' I'll bring Chloe to visit next time 'pats Rachel on the rear , sending her back into the woods'
Mr. Jefferson - 'mutters under his breath as he continues to corner Max against the cliff ' Why would you even name a doe Rachel ?
Max- You'll never know ! ;D
'Max runs and jumps off the cliff'
Mr.Jefferson - NO ! 'rushes to the Cliffside and looks for Max'
Max's Voice - 'cackling manically' I WIN AGAIN !
'Mr.Jefferson cranes his head to the side to see Max gliding down to the town on a rainbow parachute'
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Jefferson’s animal adventures
At CPAC I pulled off a Mr.Jefferson cosplay since I was able to go last minute.