#mr-puffin

*Jumps down to his shoulder, pads around somemore* I TRIED IM....TRIED TELLIN ME ICEKID A BOYFRIEND-- I TOLDEM... THA KID IS AFRAID OF BUTTERFLIES, LEMME TELL YA, ALMOST PEED HIMSELF ONE SPRING... I THINK DUMDUM IS HIDIN HIM

...What? You think Denmark is hiding him?

[He can't resist laughing just slightly.] Who'd have thought the kid's afraid of butterflies. I've got to invite him to a garden in the spring. 

[He's moving around strangely to try and shake the bird off to no avail.] It's not my problem, birdbrain. Go terrorize Denmark if that's the case. [He's actually a little amused by the term 'dendumb' though-]

Hey, what the-

*holy crap a talking puffin, and he's not wasted*