[ image: a drawing featuring magdolene from awful hospital and my oc mr welson. magdolene is greeting him, looking down at him and saying, 'Well, if it ain't Mister Welson! Lookin' at you, ya wouldn't even know that the Hospital's in crisis!'. mr welson waves a hand dismissively, an arm tucked behind his back to support a balloon holding a fetal teddy bear. he sticks his tongue out bashfully, saying, 'Oh you~'. the happy face balloon on his back seems to grin wider at magdolene's compliment. ]
these two would probably get caught up in a hospitality loop of complimenting each other until someone gave them something important to talk about... some facts about Mr. Welson!
his first name is Mister!
he doesn't ask for any payment for his gifts, but he does take donations in 'fluids' to help water the garden on his back. any fluids will do, but he prefers tears, snot, and saliva from grey zoners.
he really, really liked grey zoners because of how many fluids they are made of, and when the grey boom happened at the hospital, he had a massive burst of growth because of how easy it was to get them to cry from a hug or a gift.
now, though, he tries to avoid them, because the last one he interacted with after they began thinning out was Jay. it went badly, even if he did manage to get away, but fluids are starting to get scarce...
