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Girl don't even get me started on cake fights okay, I know for a fact that Michael would be throwing cake at EVERYONE, and Calum would just so happen to be his first victim B)
Aww omg just being huge goofballs all day but you know at the end of the night when they’re alone, they give each other sweet kisses and tell the other happy birthday in the most genuine way possible ❤️
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Sorry if I annoy you with all my messages, I don't have anyone to really talk to about my OTP :) but anyways girl, I would pay to see the tiny little parties that they would throw for each other and most of the time they everyone ends up with icing on their face and you see malum over in the corner with Michael licking it off of Calum's cheek and such
Listen I’m always willing to talk about Malum you should know this 😭 but!!! Yes !! Maybe when everyone’s singing happy birthday Calum will smoosh the cake into Michael’s face, so he’s all covered in icing and pouting but Calum’s laughing his ass off
Well yeah :) and maybe Michael attempts to bake cookies for Calum and he ends up burning them on accident but like Calum still eats them with this huge smile on his face :3
Oh my god please 😭
I have no clue how to reply to the messages on mobile, so I'll have to keep sending new ones :( Anyways a malum birthday would be the best don't you think? Because they would do anything for each other to make their birthdays special
Their birthdays are a little far apart to do a joint party or anything but I guarantee they have sweet little birthday rituals like maybe Calum makes Michael breakfast in bed every year on Mikey's birthday :-)))
Calum accidentally getting pregnant and not wanting the baby :(( because it "ruined his life", like his parents had kicked him out for being gay and having sex with another guy, but Michael is begging to keep his kid :((( and Calum agrees and slowly over the pregnancy Calum falls in love with the unborn child, and when their son is finally born he's crying and kissing Michael and telling him how perfect their little boy is :((( I can only imagine how Michael would react :((((
GOD bonus points if this is like Knocked Up, where maybe Calum and Michael weren’t together before Calum got pregnant. And although they’re different–Calum’s got big plans for the future, Michael has a part time (at best) job and he lives in a tiny apartment with his two best friends–they fall in love over the course of Calum’s pregnancy and they both fall in love with the baby and even though they disagree a lot Michael starts making efforts to be more of an Adult, to be the other parent that this baby deserves. To be the man that Calum deserves :’)
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That picture that you reblogged with the two girls kissing can be girl!malum :) I love girl malum so much, I had to ask you about it and then everyone freaked out I was just like whuuuuuuuuut O.O
Oh my gosh it could be! Ugh and thank you for asking about it, girl Malum has become my favorite thing to discuss
Michael: *goes down on Calum* Calum: *makes a silly face*
Lmao PLEASE this is so real Mikey would laugh and probably choke as a result and then Calum’s laughing and now they’re completely off topic making stupid faces at each other
