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The Death Kiss! A 10 ft (3 m) ball with retractable tentacles twice as long. They speak in high pitched voices and are a little sadistic, toying with prey and not taking fights seriously. They specialize in grappling and can drain blood through the mouth on the end! They're born from a beholder's nightmares of bloodloss. They aren't paranoid like beholders, about as smart as the average person, and as strong as a brown bear!

-Mod Hobbes🌈 (Shift: Yumi Hanazono🌷💐 + Boss🌻🐹 + Howdy🍎🐹)

Hey that's Juiblex in the background of Zuggtmoy's picture too! Jubilex is the Lord of Ooze. Makes slime, summons slime, controls all slime, and is an incredibly corrosive slime constantly expelling poison. Can also restrain, of course. Jubilex is secretly one of the most knowledgeable and intelligent creatures in existence. He knows the true names and goals of the eldritch gods, the true nature of the Abyss, and when desired can move with near unrivalled strategy. None of that matters because he has 0 desire to use any of that. He hates politics and conversation, he doesn't want power, he's happy to just roam his half of a domain and chuckle as he eats things with his slimes. He's older than any god or eldritch horror because he's stayed out of every conflict, just chilling with his slime friends. If you managed to pull this off...I mean, you'll be a legend just from getting him to like you enough, let alone if you survive.

If you're wondering how a 5e original is so messed up and lore heavy and cool, it's because they didn't make it. This was a Make-a-Wish monster of Nolan Whale. This dying child's final wish was to give us a fucked up bodysnatcher ooze that devoured people and stole thier minds and forms, recreating them for its own goals. Truly a noble cause. Rest in Peace, if only you'd lived to bless this earth with more of these glorious creations.

On the right is Orcus, the Prince of Undeath, The Shadow That Was. The 20 ft (6.1 m) tall telepathic master of undead whose ultimate goal is to wipe out all of existence so he'll finally have some peace and quiet. That said, we know he has had many biological children, so the whole "undead" thing really hasn't slowed him down on that front. He can stop time, create/animate/summon basically any undead, and can summon waves of arms to grapple and restrain! A bunch of other stuff as well, but I assume you don't need to know all the ways he can instantly kill/vaporize you. Please don't make that your end goal with fucking.

On the right, Graz'zt, The Prince of Pleasure. This is the demon lord of hedonism and debauchery! 9 ft (2.7 m) tall but can shapeshift effortlessly and near instantly into other humanoids. Has mastery of mind control and invisibility, telepathy and telekenesis, knows all languages, and makes all flat surfaces near him so shiny they act like mirrors! He's also not originally a demon. He's an archdevil who said screw the whole hellish regime, I'm just going to take the abyssal layers I conquered for myself! Man's all about subtlety manipulation, indulging in endless luxury and pleasure.

Man's all about subtlety manipulation, indulging in endless luxury and pleasure, and loves turning purity perverse. As you might expect, he's basically the Abyss's lord of sexual delight, so like...yeah he's about as good as you'll find on that front, especially as a one-night stand. Absurd amount of lovers, including a TON of powerful pissed-off exes. Like the Queen of Succubi. And Tasha. Like Tasha's Cauldron Tasha, who is also Baba Yaga's daughter Iggwilv. But that's beside the point, I'm asking if you'd fuck the demonic king of fucking.

Welcome to demon week with the Armanite! 10 ft (3m) and 2,600 lbs (1,200 kg), they're basically a telepathic demon centaur that LOVES to tussle in massive brawls. They tend to be arrogant and can shoot lightning! Yeah not much to these ones tbh.