M... moxieceit for the ship thing? 👀
Oh, moxieceit? Quality ship I do support this.
Accidentally pushes/pulls a pull/push door- Sorry Virgil, but you’re once more up. I love ya buddy, but we all know you’d do this while Deceit watches and offers no help. Patton will help his boyfriend... eventually.
Doodles hearts over their desk with their initials- Patton! He is the SAPPIEST sap and he wants the world to know how much he loves his boyfriends, and if that means defacing a few desks, so be it.
Starts the tickle fight- Patton!! He’s tricky. And he likes tickle fights. Especially when he’s so good at winning them.
Starts the pillow fight- Virgil!! He doesn’t really mean to, just unthinkingly throwing a pillow at Deceit to shut him up... then Deceit throws back... then Patton’s throwing pillows too and oops looks like this is war ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Falls asleep last, watching the other with an affectionate smile: Virgil and Patton often trade off for this, Virgil naturally taking longer to fall asleep, and Patton just being that in love with his boyfriends that he likes to see them when they’re relaxed and peaceful. It’s calming, for both of them.
Mistakes salt for sugar: Virgil! Always poor Virgil...
Lets the microwave beep at 1am- This would be Deceit! Virgil’s too anxious over waking anyone, and Patton’s too courteous.
Cheesy pick-up lines: Deceit!! He is the KING of cheesy pick-up lines, and seeing Virgil blush at them despite how stupid they are while Patton giggles is all the motivation he needs to tell ‘em.
Bookshelf in alphabetical order- I’m going to say Patton, since he likes to keep things neat. Virgil and Deceit try to respect this, though Patton doesn’t mind if they misplace/wrongly shelve a book. It’s an easy fix, after all.
Licks the spoon when making brownies- Honestly the answer for this is almost always war between all. Everyone wants to lick the spoon. No one is willing to lose. But through flirting and kisses... someone always does.
Buys candles even if it’s not a special dinner- Deceit and Virgil! It’s a quiet, yet meaningful way for them to show their love.
Draws little tattoos on the other: Virgil and Patton! Virgil does it because it’s calming, and Patton just likes to doodle. And Deceit doesn’t mind being their canvas.
New souvenir magnet after every trip: Patton! He loves to keep those memories!
Convinces the other to fill out magazine couple surveys: Patton! Deceit and Virgil know it’s a load of bullcrap, but still. When Patton looks at them so sweetly and earnestly... what are they supposed to say? No? They’re not CRUEL who do you take them for???
