#movefastbreakthings

baking cookies with Melanie (there's a bouncy pop song on in the background and it's like a baking montage from a movie only we don't playfully toss flour at each other because that shit is hard to clean up)

exploring New York with Becca and Adree (we link arms and it ends up looking something like those geese from The Aristocats except we are more fashionable)

going makeup shopping with Adree (we empty our bank accounts and end up comforting each other over cupcakes)

showing Melanie around my city (we have a picnic in Stanley Park and take a picture in the hollow tree like tourists)

watching TSN with Becca (it's important to have someone to suffer with and we could hold hands during the most painful parts)

flying to Germany so Berry could show me around because I really do want to go there someday, and I could have an interpreter and meet a fandom friend at the same time and we would wear our red lipsticks and be glamorous as hell

getting drunk with Katy (we end up watching weird Japanese game shows and making up drinking games for them)

Seona and Jessi and Brendan coming out here (I show them our best clubs and bars and we get high so they can understand the superiority of B.C. weed)

and there are plenty more believe me 'cause I spend a lot of time on buses okay but

I guess the point of this post is to let you guys know that I think about you lots

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DEAR!!! I can't wait till we can Skype again but in the meantime have a video of me wishing you happy birthday and we can pretend it's like I did it in person?

Adree: we really can't tho

me: it's probably the fact that she has been less easy to reach lately

Adree: yeah with her fancy acting jobs and auditions and glamorous life style

me: she's too big for the little people now

Becca: at first i was like

heheh

and now i am like

Don't let the female Jesse Eisenberg looks fool you,