#mouse!!!

Who do i comission for a realistic painting of me as a mouse adventurer but the mouse is very obviously me

So for the past couple of days my cats have been staring AND staring at this dresser. Well here I am..finally curious as to what the heck they were looking at and i decide ill go open the drawer. . . .And a FREAKING MOUSE runs out of the drawer!!I let out the loudest scream ever(neighbors probably thought I was getting murdered) as the mouse runs across the floor making me try and climb onto a chair which my clumsy ass didnt make it onto the chair; instead i fell flat on my ass backwards,cut and bruised my knee on something & ended up breaking a few things ALL because of a freaking mouse. My mom & I did get the mouse out of the apartment (no thanks to ANY of our cats) and not 5 MINUTES later after we shooed it outside we heard someone else scream! LMFAO damn that mouse has the moves like jagger ;) Oh the joys of living in an apartment!