oh look it’s eldritch!noir’s maw

This is a MOUF

any tiny baby kitten

kittens have pink mouths -> mouth (more inclusive since not all kittens have pink mouths) -> mouf

This is an OOER

called "ooer" because they go oooo with their mouths

exotic shorthair/long hair cats or any brachycephalic cat

MUST be a kitten

if mouth is not "ooing," it can be considered to have "ooer potential"

geographically and culturally isolated island of tiny baby kittens

once a kitten turns 5 weeks old, its memory of Mouth Topia is wiped and it is permanently exiled

it can be written Mouthtopia or Mouth Topia since Mouthtopia does not have a written language and therefore its translation into English is mostly up to personal preference

Mouthtopia is ruled by Chancellor Pudding aka Miss Puke

All Mouthtopians must work in the pillow mines, where Chancellor Pudding's comfy cat bedding is sourced from