#motshsb

John, Equius, Eridan, Feferi, Jake, Roxy, Kankri, Meulin, Porrim, Aranea, and Cronus are in choir!

Damara: tried to beat up Meenah

Rufioh: never had his music with him (when asked he would point to his head and say, "it's all up here")

Mituna: managed to break every single alto sax that SHS had

Kankri: would forget to march because he was too busy going off on a tangent

Meulin: regularly forgets to bring her baton to games

Porrim: called one of the interviewers for leadership an idiot

Latula: tried to skateboard with her drums on

Aranea: started a clarinet cult

Horuss: wouldn't stop making inventions out of the instruments

Kurloz: chucklevoodoo mind controlled the freshmen into doing his bidding

Cronus: tried to march guitar (thought it would make him look sexier)

John: standard khaki shorts and graphic t-shirt, you know the drill.

Rose: tank top and athletic shorts. She occasionally peppers in a pair of earrings for ~flair~

Dave: athletic shorts and slogan t-shirts. Think "I got my crabs from dirty dicks" level slogans.

Jade: denim shorts and crop tees, paired with green converse

Jane: high-waisted khaki shorts and button-up short sleeve tops. This girl WILL NOT compromise her 50s aesthetic for functionality.

Roxy: sweat pants and tank tops, topped off with funky sunglasses

Dirk: various anime shirts and those really long tripp shorts. Totally not functional, and he regularly overheats.

Jake: same thing as John but add a flannel on top

Aradia: same thing as Jade, but instead of cropped t-shirts, it's oversized t-shirts

Tavros: jorts and one of those patterned floral shirts that dads wear. Also, birkenstocks

Sollux: sweaters and jeans. why, the world may never know

Karkat: old band t-shirts and jeans

Nepeta: cargo shorts, a tank top, and far too many silly bandz on her arms

Kanaya: ballet wear. like, leotard with a sheer overskirt ballet wear. this chick is wild

Terezi: athletic shorts with oversized patterned button-up tops and crocs

Vriska: tank tops and boxers that she stole from John

Equius: muscle tanks and athletic shorts. He still manages to overheat in this

Gamzee: whatever he wore to sleep the night before

Eridan: his uniform. There is something wrong with him

Feferi: pajama shorts and tank tops, with plenty of friendship bracelets on top

Damara: anime t-shirts and low-waisted athletic shorts

Rufioh: his vest and shorts, t-shirt not included (to the distaste of most of the band)

Mituna: khaki shorts and striped t-shirts

Kankri: sweaters and shorts. w h y

Meulin: tennis skorts and tank tops, with her hair pulled up into a bun

Porrim: shorts and a tank top, all black

Latula: bright colored athletic shorts and t-shirts

Aranea: flowy dresses b/c she owns nothing else

Horrus: also his uniform

Kurloz: stereotypical juggalo fit, face paint and all

Cronus: T-shirts with rolled sleeves and jeans

Ty ty

Yes, this is because I just finished band camp. shhhhh ignore it shhhhh.

The entire band forced Mr. Noir to do pushups any time he makes a mistake/tells them to do the wrong thing/etc.

Terezi and Dave both bought clip-on fans to attach to their harnesses

Terezi's fan died half way through her third day and she had a breakdown because of it

Latula had the WORST harness tanlines known. to man.

The Disciple and the Sufferer were hired to help with band camp

All of the flautists loved the disciple but the Sufferer?? They BULLIED that man

Vriska got in trouble for talking back. Multiple times.

One of the sets of the third song got named after Eridan and he got PISSED about it

The saxophones petitioned Mr. Noir for the band to have nap time. On their fourth day, they got it

Feferi, Aradia, Rufioh, and Roxy played limbo with one of the colorgaurd's flags

Mr. Noir carried around a party-sized bag of chips and refused to share it with anyone

Cronus got hit with Damara's flag. Multiple times.

Jane supplied everyone with sunglasses b/c she is the band mom

Kanaya found out that Meenah had been wearing a men's uniform for the past three years of band

My school’s marching band goes to the fair every year, so I had to do this.

Dave, Terezi, Vriska, Dirk, and Karkat rode the ring of fire together. Karkat and Vriska cussed out the ride operator, and the whole group got sent around the loop-de-loop not once, not twice, but THRICE. Karkat was scared shitless

Nepeta and Equius won a massive banana stuffed animal. I’m talking same height as Nepeta massive.

Meenah graffitied “Meenah Krillz!” on the side of the Ferris wheel

Jade and John went on the Ferris wheel together (all their other friends thought that it was a waste of time) and the operator stopped the ride at the top. Jade and John then had to awkwardly yell down to the operator and tell him that they were siblings

Mr. Noir and Mr. Droog (yes diamonds droog is their choir director/ band assistant) got lost multiple times. Every single time they got lost, Sollux ended up being the one who found them and told them where they were

Jane paid for everyone’s food because she got worried that someone would go hungry

Feferi won Fair Queen. She gave the scholarship that came with it to Aradia

Cronus and Porrim totally broke it down (in a queer platonic way) during the fair square dance

Latula and Mituna illegally bought a pet raccoon from one of the ride operators

Aradia identified every single song that they played in the dance hall with scary amounts of accuracy

Dirk got paid money to be expressive on the rides (mans both went on and got off every single ride entirely straight-faced)

Roxy and Jake started yet another water gun brawl

ABSOLUTELY. Some of the most notable are:

The time that Dave got one for Karkat that said, "even when you're standing on your podium, you're still shorter than me"

The time that they listed off every single stolen item that Vriska had to return

"John please stop calling us your little sprinkles it sounds like a homophobic slur"

"Now fellas, what's cooler than being cool?" (and then the whole band yelled ice cold)

The time that Roxy got one that said, "Vote Dirk Strider for homecoming queen"