Modern reader acting scandalized and covering their eyes shrieking seeing a company member without their braids: oh the indecency!! Youre naked!!! Oh god!! My eyes!!! I will never recover!!!
Additionally in an exaggerated deadpan: oh my god. The tales are true. There is a braid bandit afoot. And they got fíli AND nori! Dori! Dori come quick! Theres been a horrific crime! *gasp* Ori no!!! He was so young!!!! The HORROR!!!












