dina saw mortimer and immediately sprinted downstairs to give him a big ol’ smooch… in her swimwear. 🩱💋 priorities: money, chaos, zero shame. honestly, is anyone even surprised at this point? 💸🔥
dina decided to take matters into her own hands and propose to mortimer… because if she leaves it up to him, it might literally never happen. 💍🙃 priorities: money, control, and maximum drama.
mortimer said yes, and dina is very pleased. 💍 obviously she’s in it for the money… but mortimer? he’s just here for the ass, and right now he’s staring at some random townie walking by. yeah, this marriage is already off to a great start. 🙃🔥
















