LoTR and The Hobbit (together or separate- your choice)
◦  Push off a cliff: that weird weird freaking dude with the monobrow. From lake town? His name is Alfred I think. Ew, that guy for sure
◦  Frick frack: BARD FOR SURE
◦  Marry: Legolas, because he was my first love and it only seems right
◦  Set on fire: geez I guess the mayor of Laketown.
◦  Wrap a blanket around: Bilbo!! He really just needs a warm blanket hug after DOS
◦  Be roommates with: Thranduil. Imagine the parties. The décor. The drunken weirdness. Yesssss.
◦      Push off a cliff: lets go with Denethor. That seems fitting, right?
◦      Frick Frack: That’s a tough one because there’s so many viable options. Lets go with…Eomer? He seems frackable, right? All that horse riding HAS to be good for stamina…
◦      Marry: I’d like to say legolas again for the reasons stated above, but my runner-up is faramir (love him <3)
◦      Set on fire: the ringwraiths because they make that ridiculous screamy noise when exposed to fire, as shown in the fellowship movie.
◦       Wrap a Blanket Around: Shelob, because when Sam cuts her and drives her away in return of the king, she looks so sad and pathetic crawling away and it always makes me sad for her I guess. Sorry for the weird answer
◦      Be roomates with: Arwen. Maybe she’d let me borrow her clothes :P
Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would do this stuff with/to