#morrito

i hate him so much he’s so ugly i need to put him in a food processor

the other night, my sister, cousin, their boyfriends, and i decided to go on a late-night coffee run. we drove prob close to an hour and thirty minutes total for this coffee lmao (there are indeed perks to being adults)

outside of the town, there’s this prison. it’s lit up with them yellow lights like in the movies. me being me (the driver who can’t see well at night 💀) i didn’t give it much attention on the way to the coffee, and my four passengers were in conversation so they didn’t either.

on the way back, my sister (in the passenger seat next to me) was talking with me more than with the three in the back. when we drove past the prison, she said:

“look, it’s the jail. that’s what’s gonna happen if you keep torturing morro.”

guys when i tell you i started dying while driving 💀💀💀💀💀 “that’s what i’m gonna do when i go home. i LITERALLY finished grading early so i could have the weekend to write. HE IS IN MY POCKET RIGHT NOW.” (shout out to my minifig morrito ily)

and anyways she somehow knew morro is ‘in jail’ in my multi-chapter fic like 😭😭😭

pretend i did an actual cosplay and didn’t just. wear my normal clothes. with contacts. just pretend guys lol

*squints and adjusts glasses* how does one do this… hmmm…. *scrolls to see what other people are doing*

treat but a rat is getting dunked in it cuz he’s lame