May 7, 2017
To honor the fact that I will no longer be attending church, I present this photo series of selfies taken in Mormon church restrooms, 2013 - 2017
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To honor the fact that I will no longer be attending church, I present this photo series of selfies taken in Mormon church restrooms, 2013 - 2017
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Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day.
Please bless the blessings.
In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
Today at church, two blond missionaries walked by me, each swaddled in various white sheets and tablecloths.
I stared. One of them waved. I asked what was going on.Â
“We’re angels,” he said, gesturing toward a children’s classroom. “C’mon,” he said to his companion. The two walked down the hall together and vanished in a vision of white light.
getting lei'd at a Mormon luau
Tonight I'm going to a church dance. I'm gonna wear a nightgown and grind on some hot Mormon babes. I'll pout when the DJ refuses to play the song I requested ("Beez in the Trap" by Nicki Minaj), drink some Hawaiian Punch, then exclaim, "This is fucking bullshit!" and go home.
“It sounds scarier than it is. We don’t actually baptize dead people, we baptize them by proxy.”
–a Mormon missionary explaining stuff to a concerned non-Mormon
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“Get your ass on a mission,” -my mom, to my brother
oxymormon
deep Mormon