Linebeck? Or if anyone has already asked about him, any thoughts on Groose?
you're a day too late for manwhore monday to be asking me about linebeck. i think linebeck is bisexual, but has very specific Types of people he's attracted to. despite his cowardly proclivities, he prefers someone with a mean scowl on em who may or may not stab him if things go awry.
or whatever twink is standing around at the pier. that works too.
i really like an aromantic headcanon for linebeck also. i'm not sure if i see linebeck as the type to settle down. whoever he ends up with, if at all, has to be willing to live on a boat, pack up and get outta town whenever he gets bored of someplace (or got in trouble with the authorities and he needs to get out Stat). i think he does have a flair for romantic gestures just for the love of the game and feeling important and liked, but... he's so painfully oblivious. it's hilarious. i don't think he'd pick up on any of the general courting techniques unless they specifically are explained aloud.
and acyl plays around with trans linebeck. i personally lean towards him as being cis, but i think it'd be really funny if he got a whole body alteration at the end of PH as a favor from the ocean king. hey by the way, while you're fixing my ship..... could you uh...
groose i haven't given much thought on. but wouldn't it be funny if he was straight-up gay? say he developed a crush on link, thought "huh, i guess i must be into blondies" and then zoned completely in on zelda instead. it's a little bit sad for the poor feller until he figures it out, but for the time being, very funny