#moriabi

so it's your BIRTHDAY U LIL SHIT

THIS IS GONNA BE EVEN WORSE THAN YOUR FACEBOOK POST SO I'M GONNA ATTEMPT TO WRITE YOU A LITTLE MORIABI FIC IN UNDER TWO HOURS BUT BEFOREHAND I'MA ATTACH LOADS OF PICS OF TOM HIDDLESTON TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

ok so here we go

"Any progress?" The sing-song voice rang out behind her as she tapped at her laptop. "I'm getting boooored."

"I'm pretty sure a little patience never killed you, Jim." Abi grumbled, not even turning her head to the man sprawled out over her sofa. "You do  know that Hannah will be home soon? She knows who you are." Jim stood up while she spoke, stretching his arms over his head.

"She doesn't exactly who I am," He mused, sitting himself in the chair opposite Abi. She merely quirked a brow in his direction, letting a smile onto one side of her lips before she returned to her laptop screen. He continued. "Though it will only be a matter of time before her little boyfriend figures it out."

"Sherlock isn't her boyfriend." Abi stated quickly, naturally. She must have said it a million times or more, as told to by her flatmate. Jim just chuckled.

"Either way, in a few days he'll discover that his all-time rival, Jim Moriarty, is still alive. Oh what a thrill that'll be." He rolled his eyes. Abi breathed through her nose in a manner that suggested a silent laugh. They both fell silent for a moment before Jim rose from his seat again, crouching down next to her and spinning her office chair to face him. "What's the matter? You've been acting strange recently."

She sighed, trying to return to her laptop. Jim took one of her hands and held it in both of his and stared into her. "Abi?" She only let her eyes meet his for a second before she just watched their hands. 

She had moved to London with Hannah two years ago to pursue their professional careers. Abi loved reading John Watson's blog, learning about Sherlock Holmes and his cases. When he first began to write about Moriarty, she became especially interested. There was something captivating about him.

Hannah had met Sherlock when he saved her from getting mugged on their first night in their new flat, since then they'd become very friendly. Through her journalism career, Abi had managed to track down Moriarty  moderately easily, and he asked her to work with him. They were the brains he needed.

It was an unusual rush for her, delving into the criminal world. It had taken the whole time she had been working with Jim for her to comprehend exactly what she was doing, and how it would impact her best friend. She was aiding the world's most dangerous criminal to destroy Sherlock Holmes.

U BETTER APPRECIATE THAT U LIL SHIT OMG IT'S TERRIBLE I AM SO DONE

and finally

Fuck : Matt Smith

Marry : Benedict Cumberbatch

Hug : Andrew Scott

wHY

DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD