Jan 28, 2018
Would you rather be absolutely fucking demolished by Manwe's tongue teeth or visit Celegorm's morgurt hair salon?
Morgurt hair salon. Keep those tongue teeth away from me, gooselord
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Would you rather be absolutely fucking demolished by Manwe's tongue teeth or visit Celegorm's morgurt hair salon?
Morgurt hair salon. Keep those tongue teeth away from me, gooselord
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me preparing to hit the Silm fandom with another horrible shitpost
All my most popular posts besides the Celebrimbor twink one are just me explaining my bullshit lmao
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current mood
My first attempt to eat yogurt since the inception of morgurt is going very poorly. I think I'm going to cry laughing.
Doesn't help that I'm drinking hot chocolaty milker too.
I have an issue to bring up. Ever since I learned about Morgurt and Maiannaise from the Silmarillion Crack fandom, I have been unable to eat my favorite breakfast food and lunch condiment. What do?
Ai, ai… Alas, I find myself in the same boat (
yes,theonethat’sburning
).
I would recommend… Not consuming these items until you can stop a) laughing, b) crying, c) gagging, d) all of the above, at the simple mention of the Morgurt and Maiannaise adventures.
If this is not possible, try spicing things up a bit. Try having your favourite condiment mixed in with something else (my personal favourite is tomato sandwiches and macaroni salad). Try having the gurt mixed with cereal and chocolate chips, or buy a different kind than you usually buy.
Hope that helps/.