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Of course!

Assassin Bilbo is a story that both gives me life and has me sobbing in a corner. It is the fic that remains untitled! And since it remains untitled I haven't started actually writing it yet! It is, however, completely planned out. I know the plot from beginning to end and I'm very excited to write it! I just need that title...

The premise! Bilbo is an assassin who works for a guild. Gandalf, who is his mediator for every contract, contacts him with a contract that he thinks Bilbo will find interesting. If Bilbo completes it he will make enough money to retire and finally have a quiet life. Smaug, the emperor, wants Thorin Oakenshield, the king of Erebor, dead! The dwarf is one of the last holdouts standing in Smaug's way of complete control.

Bilbo claims the contract and inserts himself into Thorin's life to find a way to complete his task. Unfortunately, there are other assassins who come crawling out of their hiding places to try their hand. Only, Bilbo has gotten to know Thorin a bit and he's decided he doesn't want him dead. Shenanigans ensue as Bilbo does his best to keep Thorin alive without letting Thorin know that he's an assassin, too.

I'm so excited to write this one! I have so many little bits of lore already planned out. It won't be set in Middle Earth but it'll still have a midevil setting!

Just need a title.

It'll come to me eventually!

Rules: Give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and a fic with the fewest words.

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2nd most Kudos:

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Thanks for tagging me @starwalkertales! I had fun looking this up and seeing what fell where!!

Thank you to @sunnyrosewritesstuff @lucigoo and @shantismurf for tagging me! I'm going to keep this just to Bagginshield fics because otherwise it'll get way out of hand!

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

A Rather Expected Journey (Started)

The Fearless Dark (Started)

Smelting Hearts (Started)

Sugar & Spice (Started)

The Wandering Folk (Started)

Round the Fire (Started)

The Music of the Aniur Series (Started)

Sanctuary (Started but not posted)

Assassin Bilbo AU (Plotting)

Mummy AU (Plotting)

Bunny Bilbo AU (Plotting)

Famous Thorin AU (Plotting)

Bilbo Keeps the Ring AU (Plotting)

Parent Trap AU (Plotting)

No One Ring AU (Plotting)

Dwarven Magic AU (Plotting)

Suicide Sect AU (Plotting)

I'm going to end my list there! I think that's a pretty good selection!

Hello! Hello! I shall tell you about both because if someone asks I will overshare!

For the parent trap AU!

Kili, Fili, and Frodo all meet at summer camp. They spend their weeks together having a blast and enjoying each other's company! Of course, Frodo drags Sam along and Merry and Pippin won't be left out so the six of them are practically a set.

But then the end of their time together starts getting near and they're not ready to say goodbye. So they start scheming. How could they possibly spend more time together? (No one thinks to just talk to their parents to arrange for them to still hang out) In the end, it is decided that the best way to do that is to make sure that their uncles meet each other.

Frodo has lived with Bilbo for a little over two years, ever since his parents died in an accident. Fili and Kili live with their mum but their uncle is always around if they need him and since Frodo says their mum can't marry Bilbo, it'll have to be their uncle Thorin. Their uncle Thorin who just happened to promise to be there to pick them up with their mum at the end of the summer.

All they have to do is get them to meet!

Dis, who learns of this plot to get Bilbo and Thorin together before they even leave the camp, fully gets on board and decides that the kids might need a little extra help. Does she happen to hide Kili in the back of Bilbo's car and then pretend she hadn't realized he wasn't with them? Who knows??

And the Famous Thorin AU!

This one has been in my brain for a while. Mostly, what I know about this story is that Thorin is famous (probably an actor or something because his face gets recognized) and is out on the street when someone spots him and the paps start rushing over to get pictures. He is tired of it all so he ducks into a bookshop and hides in the shelves and behind a counter and let's them all pass by.

Bilbo was just having a normal day running his shop and reading until someone comes in for help when some man just jumped behind his counter and sits down. He's very confused but doesn't point him out to the other people who rush in. He just calmly asks them if they need help finding anything and when they huff and leave, he goes back to reading.

Thorin is so used to everyone just falling over themselves for his attention and finds the cute man totally ignoring him intriguing and decides to keep going back.

It takes Bilbo a bit to figure out who he is because books are his things and movies are not.

But seriously, there are so many inriguing ones but for now, number 16 - the Dwarven Magic au please?

Dwarven Magic AU! My secret love that I have somehow managed to not talk about just yet!

I know bits about this one, which is probably why I haven't been talking about it.

The concept is that dwarves have their own magic system that is based in runes. Runes that dwarves can tattoo on themselves to give themselves power boosts.

Which means that out of the members of the company, Dwalin is the most skilled magic user. Though, he's closely followed by Nori and Bifur. (Their tattoos just aren't as obvious).

What's the plot you ask? I have no idea. I just love these vibes and will definitely write something for it eventually!

Pretty please

I did! But I'll give you an extra bit of information here just because you also asked!

While Bilbo is an assassin and is part of an organization, he's the best of them all! So good, in fact, that Gandalf often brings him the contracts before anyone else gets to see them. (All assassinations are handled by the guild. No one would dare to go against them. Unless they want to be added to the list!)

Because of his status, Bilbo gets a bit of a headstart and meets Thorin before the contract is opened for other assassins to try their hand. Luckily for Bilbo, some of them are easy to dissuade. Some, well, there's a reason he's the best!

Thanks @lucigoo for tagging me in this!

How many works do you have on AO3?

56!

What's your total AO3 word count?

1,534,036 and counting!

Your top 5 stories by kudos/likes:

A Rather Expected Journey (Bagginshield)

Clarity (Sterek)

Utter Chaos (Sterek)

Drifting Untethered (Anchored in You) (Sterek)

Tossing Hearts (Bagginshield)

Do you respond to comments?

Yes! If the fic is a oneshot I will respond as soon as I have time. However! If the fic is a chaptered story then I reply as soon as I begin working on the next chapter! So if you see a reply to a comment then you should expect the next chapter coming soon!

What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

I don't end stories in angst. But the one I suppose that has the most angst in it would be Heart-Wrenched.

What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?

Ah! All my stories have happy endings! I can't choose just one! But if I had to pick which story has the funniest ending it would be Tossing Hearts. Oh, Pippin.

Do you write crossovers?

I have not. But I never say never.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Not true hate! I had someone who disliked that I rewrote a fic from ten years ago and did things a little differently. But oh well! I'm the author.

Do you write smut?

Yep.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Yep. Back in the glory days of Fanfiction.net. They stole one of my Shugo Chara stories and didn't do a very good job of changing it just enough to not be noticed.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

I'm not sure. I think I might have one in Spanish somewhere...

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Truly co-written? No. I've had someone ask me if I would and then basically just expected me to rewrite their ideas only better and I'm not here for that.

What's your all-time favorite ship?

I have a lot of ships that I absolutely adore but only a few that I write for. But if we're talking all-time favorite, it is a tie between Sterek and Bagginshield. Though Obikin is quickly climbing the ranks.

What's a WIP that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

I do not leave stories unfinished so none of them? It might take me a while to get to the end but I will get there.

What are your writing strengths?

I think I'm really good at writing humor. Like, I think my fics are often funny. If I'm the only one then that's good enough for me.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Maybe angst? I can't seem to write it and when I do it doesn't last long. I enjoy happy endings far too much.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

As long as you have the translation somewhere easily accessible go off.

What's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?

I keep thinking about writing for the Witcher but I want to finish some of my current fanfics before I delve into that fandom.

What's your favorite fic you've written?

Oh, man! Picking favorites out of my fics?? I don't know if I can do that. All of them hold a special place in my heart. Gun to head, I'd still cheat and name a series or something. I have so many that I've recently started that I have big plans for. I think they are all my favorites while I'm working on them.

I know, I know, a cop-out.

Thank you so much for reading through this! I would love to tag @starwalkertales @midnightstar789 @batatori and @amethystviolist if you haven't done it already I'd like to see your answers!

And as always!