#morderdame

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Honestly I think these two can go one of two ways. Either they’re endgame, that one couple that people don’t quite understand how they never even fight but they work so well and it just keeps working no matter what. Or, they face a really big issue early on - like wanting to do very different things after graduation - and can’t get through it. If that happens though, they’d both regret not trying harder, and best case get back together later one.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I don’t think it takes long, it’s almost love at first sight, but it takes them both a while to realise it’s anything other than admiration, and even longer to confess.

How was their first kiss? - Kind of a mess! Noya was probably a bit too enthusiastic, and Asahi was probably too nervous, so it didn’t go very well. But they learned pretty quickly.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Probably Asahi. I feel like Noya would have been so happy with them dating he kinda...forgot marriage was an option. Like, what they had was so good so he forgot there was another level they could go to. Not that it changes much between them anyway.

Who is the best man/men? - Well, this one’s easy. Noya would have Tanaka. Asahi would have Daichi and/or Suga.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -If they have one at all, it’s Kiyoko. But they might not have one.

Who did the most planning? - Again, probably Asahi. He would have wanted to make at least their suits, if not also the outfits for their groomsmen and possible bridesmaid ...groomsmaid? So he’d have had to make sure they worked with all the decor and everything. Plus, he’s kind of more organised than Noya - but Noya still got his say in pretty much everything.

Who stressed the most? -Asahi. Hands down.

How fancy was the ceremony? - They go elegant, but small. Family and close friends, nothing too crazy. Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Well, they probably wouldn’t have invited many people, but it was less ‘we don’t want you here’ and more ‘we didn’t want more than x number of people and you didn’t make the cut’.

Sex:

Who is on top? - In the most literal sense, Noya XD Asahi doesn’t want to crush him. In the actual sense, they probably switch, but Asahi’s definitely happier letting Noya take the reigns either way.

Who is the one to instigate things? - They both do, but Noya’s louder about it. Asahi’s got his little signs to let Noya know he’s in the mood, but Noya will just say it, or plop himself in Asahi’s lap for kisses and grinding.

How healthy is their sex life? - They probably do it most days if they aren’t too busy. Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -That depends. They’ve both got tricks to bring the other off faster, and if they’re going slow they drag it out. Early on in their relationship though, neither one lasts very long at all, but they build up.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Absolutely, unless one of them is specifically spoiling the other.

How rough are they in bed? - It varies, but they’re both strong and have plenty of stamina sooo, Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None.

How many children will they adopt? - Either none, or about 3. It’s all or nothing with these two and they’d definitely take siblings if they wanted to adopt.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Asahi, at least at first. He’s got lots of practice from helping his parents with his younger siblings. But they’re pretty good at taking turns.

Who is the stricter parent? - Hahahahaha neither one of them is strict. Asahi can’t be mean to his kids and Noya gets caught up in the excitement. They only tell the kids off if they did something wrong on purpose, but punishments don’t really happen often.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Asahi.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Asahi, but Noya probably made them.

Who is the more loved parent? - Noya overall, but the kids adore Asahi too.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - They both do!

Who cried the most at graduation? -Asahi.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -They both would.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - It’s Noya or they get takeout, Asahi’s such a bad cook.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Neither one is really picky, but Asahi’s not a huge fan of trying new things.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Whichever one has time, but they like going together.

How often do they bake desserts? - Not very often. They’ll try if it’s a special occasion.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Is this even a question, we’ve seen Noya at a BBQ XD

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Noya, he likes to go for big surprises.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Noya.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Asahi.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Asahi.

Who is really against chores? - Noya.

Who cleans up after the pets? - I don’t know if they’d get pets, but both of them - whoever has the time.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - They both do it sometimes, but it’s usually Noya.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Asahi.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Asahi. (he saves found money up to buy treats for Noya though)

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Asahi.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They like to go together, but if they can’t, Noya goes for a run with the dog.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Noya takes any excuse to put decorations anyway, so every holiday he goes wild - but the biggest decor goes up at Halloween and xmas.

What are their goals for the relationship? - They just want to be happy and look after each other. Also, if they get together while still at highschool, the main goal is to get through their own independant post-graduation goals without splitting up.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Definitely Asahi. Noya’s such an early riser and Asahi is not.

❝ Oi, dumbass. ❞ Tobio approached, all scowls as his eyes zeroed in on what in particular was pissing him off about the short spiker today because THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING.

 & tsukishima’s form of blocking is a work in progress. he eyes the other — carefully. lazily. & then he smirks half a smile.   ‘    but you know — i’m still a story that’s unfurling.   ‘

     a   shark   documentary  ?     brows   raised   upon   mention   of   the   world  -  wide   known   television   show.      funny.   plans   of   his   own   set   to   watch   the   show   later   in   the   evening.   tuning   in   with   yamaguchi   instead   sounded   like   a   better   idea   right   now.   that  ,   &   for   what’s   waiting   at   home.     ❝   yeah  ,    lets   watch   it   at   my    place.    i    have    something    that    came   in   the   mail   today   so   i   want   to   get   that   set   up.   ❞

“ LOOK! LOOK!!!! ”  shōyō holds the t-shirt out in front of him, shaking it with every movement of his arms as he speaks. the elation on his face is matched by the amount in his voice.  “ I MANAGED TO GET ONE! ISN’T IT SO COOL!?!? ”  the shirt in question is a plain white tee, with a mockup of a nutrition facts chart. in place of nutritional information though, are motivational words. 

                     THERE   WAS   A   TRUTH   IN   HIS   WORDS   ,      but   light   didn ‘  t   feel   the   s a m e   .     “     what   about   ghouls   ?      should   we   be   kind   to   them   too   ?      ”            light   challenged   .     “      kindness   is   foolish   in   a   world   like   this   .      you   don ‘  t   achieve   anything   by   caring   .      ”            the   only   kindness   an   investigator   had   use   for   was   false   kindness   -      the   one   that   makes   people   trust   you   until   you   choose   to   end   them   .

There were 3 main reasons that Asahi didn’t often go out drinking with his friends.

1) Even though he absolutely loved spending time with them, especially since, after highschool they didn’t get to spend as much time together as he would have liked, bars and clubs were loud, and filled with people he didn’t know doing stupid things.

2) Asahi was an absolute lightweight, and a drunk Asahi wasn’t exactly a fun Asahi.

3) Certain people (cough, Suga, cough) liked to take advantage of number 2 and send him all sorts of things to see how quickly he could get Asahi to cry. Each time Asahi did go out drinking, it was like a record had to be broken. He was pretty sure there were bets going on, it was best not to think about it too much.

He had thought he could avoid it, sitting with Noya, chatting away, and decidedly not looking at his phone as it kept going off. But time went on, and he’d had a couple of drinks, and his resolve failed entirely. Before he could tell himself off, he was scrolling through the pictures Suga had been sending him.

Most of them were fine. Kittens being rescued from trees only made him sniff, and a picture of a duckling wearing a hat only made him tear up a little bit. Then a new picture came through, and Asahi’s bottom lip immediately started to wobble. Before he knew it, tears were running down his cheeks and he turned the phone to show Noya the picture. It was a baby crow, hunkered down in a nest, with a little piece of golden hay right in the middle of it’s forehead. It was helpfully labelled ‘Noya-crow’, but Asahi felt the need to sob out an explanation anyway.