#morals meme

04:Would you let a hostage die in order to catch the criminal, or save the hostage and let the criminal get away?

Like the criminal could get away from me. Hah... ... So hostage first, yeah hostage.

11:Would you steal someone's partner if you were in love with them?

.... I think I've tried before. It didn't work out. Doesn't matter now though since who I want to have choke on a weenwang has changed since then.

14:What do you think the difference is between justice and revenge?

16:What is your worst addiction/vice?

Um-- Mayhem? Nudity? Cupcakes? I don't know what you want here.

17:What is your greatest virtue?

06:If you had time to disarm only one of two missiles, would you disarm the one aimed at a civilian colony or the one aimed at a vital military base?

Depends. Is either one vacant? Because then the vacant one. Plus how close are they because a military base has shit that goes boom. Otherwise I guess the military base since military assets can be rebuilt from the colony and it takes months to train a good soldier. But a colony has a food source that on charred lands will take years to rebuild. 

I listened to our strat guy too much as a kid. He always thought of stuff like this.

10:Would you steal from a dead body if it was going to be unclaimed?

What does that mean? Like is it laying in the streets? If so then yes. Dead guys aren't using it so why not?

17:What is your greatest virtue?

07:If you were about to kill your mortal enemy, and their child appeared to beg for their parent's life, would you spare your enemy?

If they've managed to become my mortal enemy then the kid is better off being raised by someone else. I wouldn't do it in front of the kid though.

12:Would you shoot an unarmed person?

Again, given how much I hate guns, if I'm shooting them then fuck yeah I don't care if they're armed or not. If I'm holding a gun I'm either desperate to survive or defenseless. Either way they're trying to kill me. Plus have we already forgotten that biotics and people like me exist? No guns doesn't mean defenseless.

19:Have you ever killed an animal for fun?

03: What past act do you feel the most guilty for?

Letting him die. It wasn't my call and I did it anyway and he slipped through my fingers.

08:If you could save only one, would you choose your best friend or a random baby?

Any best friend or person remotely close to me would want me to save the baby. So the baby, but you damn well better bet your ass I'll try for both.

13:Would you rather kill a criminal or send them to prison?

01:Do you consider yourself a good person?

    ”Depends on what you mean by ‘good’, I guess,” he replied, folding his arms across his chest as his head fell to the side in thought.  There were plenty of definitions of “good”, of which Zaeed had pondered on more than a few times in his life.  

    ”I’m good at what I do; killing.  I do what I think is right.  Doesn’t matter if anyone else thinks its goddamn right or not.  In my head, I just do whatever the hell I want.  If I don’t like it, I don’t do it.”  

    Unhindered by anyone else’s rules or regulations, Zaeed liked to think that he was good by his own standards.  Not that it really mattered.  Having what other would be considered just morals wasn’t exactly a concern of the “most dangerous man in the galaxy”.

02:What good do you contribute to the galaxy?

    There was that word again.  He couldn’t help but shake his head, followed by a gentle scoff.  Most people would probably answer these questions a different way, but if he was stating the truth…

    ”I take care of all the dirty work that nobody else will bother to mess with.  Wiping out all the idiots in this goddamn galaxy is what I contribute,” Zaeed said simply.  It was a straight-forward answer, didn’t need any elaboration.  Some would have questioned his “good” contributions, but he’d argue that the people he killed were ten times more “messed up” than he was.

07:If you were about to kill your mortal enemy, and their child appeared to beg for their parent’s life, would you spare your enemy?

    ”You’re basically asking me if I were standing face to fucking face with Vido, would I hesitate to kill him just because his goddamn kid showed up?”  The answer was obvious.  His expression remained neutral, pausing a moment before he continued, “No, I wouldn’t spare his fucking life!”  

    There was probably more passion in Zaeed’s voice than what would have been deemed acceptable by normal social standards.  

11:Would you steal someone’s partner if you were in love with them?

    ”Someone being taken never stopped me from gettin’ with them before,” Zaeed responded, shrugging his shoulders casually.  ”Can’t really say I’d steal ‘em for love, it’s not exactly my type of thing.  Makes you too goddamn vulnerable, not a good thing to be in a galaxy like this one.”

         Having experienced love mixed with betrayal and loss earlier on in his life, Zaeed tried not to open his heart to others, but saying that he was entirely opposed to an intimate relationship outside of sex may have been a little bit of a stretch.

    ”Definitely wouldn’t bother me if they wanted to have a sweet fuck, though.”

14:What do you think the difference is between justice and revenge?

    ”You’re asking the wrong fucking person,” he muttered, obviously irritated at the thought of even there being a difference between the two words.  Far too many people had questioned his decisions and the “grudge” that he held against Vido Santiago, so the mention of the word revenge or justice got under his skin.