#moprobs

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So, my roommate keeps leaving our apartment door unlocked and cracked open when she goes out. She doesn't bring her key, either. And she keeps getting mad at me because I close it behind me when I leave, and she gets locked out. Imagine that. Anyway, I keep getting these calls from her that are like, "Oh, I'm locked out," and I'm like... DUH. YOU DON'T BRING YOUR KEY. LOGIC IS GOING TO KILL YOU. I refuse to leave the apartment unlocked for her at all times because her keys are too much of a burden for her. Jesus.

THIS DID NOT JUST HAPPEN! *gasping for air* It’s okay. It’s okay. *deep breaths* Don’t worry, it’s just a character. A fictional girl. *voice speeds up* A fictional girl with a whole life to live. Dead. *hyperventilation* SHE WAS LIKE A SISTER TO ME! Oh jeez… Here come the water works.