#moots bb

Our submissive and breedable king

Doe pls this is HILARIOUS 😭😭😭 made my day

Do u wanna get married again

i want u to know this implies the least person does it intentionally ...and thats how imma read this

disclaimer: this is just for funsies. for funsies.

MOST

San

San wouldn't dare hurt you purposefully in your sleep. He's too busy looking at you being so cute. He thinks you sleep like an angel. But, the poor idiot thinks you look so adorable, he just has to squeeze you close and cuddle the shit out of you. Unfortunately for you, breathing becomes a problem in his strong love grip.

Mingi

He just rolls over on top of you while he is also asleep. He's like those huge dog breeds that seem to think they're a tiny breed.

Yeosang

Man, you're lucky you're even cuddling him while he's sleeping. So if you really think about it, it's your fault if his huge ass biceps cut off your sleeping in the middle of the night. It was your fault for being under him. He's only the tiny bit apologetic before moving away to cuddle his pillow that doesn't move as much and whines about how they can't breathe.

Seonghwa

He'd do it jokingly, trying to get you to wake up for your day together, not expecting you to actually choke on your own breath. He's super apologetic after removing the pillow and helping you get back to a normal breathing. And he makes you the best breakfast. Fear of death kind of worth it for the best eggs ever.

Hongjoong

Why would you start disturbing Hongjoong's sleep by snoring/moving/talking/kicking in your sleep? You're honestly just so rude for that, and Hongjoong truly can't be faulted for pinching your nose between his tiny ass hands until you wake up gasping for air beside. He stops immediately before pushing u off the bed. “If you're going to do so much, sleep on the couch.” “Did you just try to kill me?” “Don't be dramatic. Out!”

Yunho

Aw, you are so cute napping in Yunho's bed. So, so cute, he can't help his cute aggression to come out. Unlike San, though, his cute aggression is heavy on the aggressive. Your cute nap is cut off by the man laying directly on top of you, cutting off any hope you had of breathing and making you sputter awake in a gasp while he cooed and laughed at your surprised face.

Jongho

You were sleeping peacefully. Not even realizing Jongho was staring down at you, glaring at your slumbering party. He yanked a pillow over your face and took it away the second you woke up. “I don't want to cuddle. You're in my bed. I'm sleepy. Move.”

Wooyoung

Menace to society numero fucking uno can't let anyone have a shot at peace on this godforsaken earth, and you're getting it now. Truly your fault for falling asleep during a movie night with Jung Wooyoung because now you're waking up with his hands wrapped around your throat. He says it's because you're disrespecting the time you're supposed to have together, but now he wants to know how choking feels and is asking you to do it to him. What a menace.

small warnings: praise kink, mirror kink, member x member, d/s tendencies but nothing explicitly said. smut, anal sex, lube is always available in my fanfics!, bottom!changbin, top!felix. slight body worship

using this as an opportunity to input my changlix feels whether anyone likes it or not!

this ended up being like 750 words. fuck u dahlia i wanted to keep things short and if i write more on this, i will experience a world of horny unbecoming

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There was something so erotic about watching Changbin at work that Felix thought he was losing his mind. The older was so in his own world that Felix felt that he could watch him happily to his content. Grunts filled the air, bouncing off the walls and straight into Felix’s dick as he watched the older lift weight after weight.

i think we all know who comes first...

disclaimer: i dont pretend to assume i know what these men are actually like and these r just my thoughts...for fun...for cutesies!

MOST

Felix

Felix probably believes in before cuddles, during cuddles, after cuddles. He probably views sex more on the intimacy and how it connects and ties partners together, so hell yeah he's cuddling. it's his emotional after care, and he needs it now.

Chan

i fully believe chan is the type of man to rail you eight ways to sunday, degrade you to death, or be degraded to death, do the kinkiest darkest shit for a couple of hours then become a giggly mess afterward and wanna hug and praise you and feel close. definition of the duality of man is seen during chan's brand of aftercare.

Changbin

my this muscle baby deserves arms wrapped after him once he finishes and they better be wrapped around him fast!! he just wants to feel close to you and demands it. he's another one who i feel care about the intimacy sex brings and emotional support.

Hyunjin

he may pretend to not like it but if after you catch your breaths and you find yourself wrapped up in his limbs, dont say anything. lazy baby will plop down to catch his breath and end up in your arms, not even caring to clean up a mess and you're definitely not leaving the bed either, sorry.

Minho

once all is said and done and you both are cleaned up, showered, whatever, you will be cuddling! forcefully. he won't ask you or anything but he will expect it or force it onto you or else you're faced with a pouty minho and, im sorry, even im not strong enough to deal with minho's pout. you just went through a lot, take his love as he gives it!

alt: he won't. instead he kicks u out the second you both finish. he doesnt care and will complain you're making him too hot with your presence

Jisung

i dont think he particularly cares either way. if u wanna cuddle, he's more than down but if not, i fully believe jisung would just enjoy being in ur presence. he's a softie at heart but he's also not the most open about what he wants either.

Jeongin

no. you're both sweaty and need to shower and after you shower why even touch each other when you should change the sheets. and after you change the sheets, why would he want your scent in his bed? im totally kidding, jeongin's affection is quiet so maybe you'll lay side by side and connect at the feet if anything

Seungmin

if you. disturb his sleep schedule. he will kick you out the bed so fast. you cuddle up until he has to sleep. then u better not move an inch. or else