Vox: *On broadcast* "I just really hate your face. Though I know that won't surprise you. But, to me, your skin is one giant wart, and your laugh's one big snort, and you stink, so in short I despise you!" Alastor: *On broadcast* "You disgrace the demon race. 'Cause you're more of a mosquito. I would rather have the dentist and drill then this swine in the swill, and if you were a bill, I would veto." Vox and Alastor: *Still on broadcast* "And if the world was perfect, you would be gone without a trace. But since the world could never be that great I'll just hate your stupid face!" Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. ~Now we pan back to Vox and Alastor in the past~ Alastor: (... Oh, no.) Vox: (... No!) Alastor: (I just really like your face. You don't have to look so happy. I'm not really into love that you flaunt in some glittery font but if that's what you want make it snappy.) Alastor and Vox: (I just feel so out of place.)
Vox: (Well, except for when you're near me. When you're gone, I'm like a plant with no root or a song that's on mute. Don't you dare call it cute!) Vox and Alastor: (You should fear me!) Vox: (And if the world was perfect-) Alastor: (You would've never invaded my space.) Vox and Alastor: (But since the world's obsessed with saying Psych! Now I like your stupid face.) Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Vox: (I just really miss your face. Though, by now, I must disgust you.) Alastor: (I had tried to be the stubbornest mule 'cause I knew life was cruel so I guess you were foolish to trust me. But you've waited anyway. Don't you know you're being senseless?) Vox: (How could I have ever been so naive and wear my heart on my sleeve when I knew it would leave me defenseless...) Vox: "And if the world was perfect-" Alastor: "-I could stay here in your embrace." Alastor and Vox: "But since the world denied me one last kiss. I'll just miss your stupid face." Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...
~Pan back to presence or whenever you believe makes more sense~ Vox: "What are you doing here?" Alastor: "I didn't run away! It was, it was a strategic retreat." Vox: "Stop being so defensive I just wanna talk." Alastor: "What is there to talk about?" It's over, I ruined it." Vox: "You didn't ruin it." Alastor: "Yes I did! And I'm sorry." Vox: "It's ok-" Alastor: "No, no, don't forgive me! Why do you do that? Why, why give me another chance to mess things up?" Vox: "Because I love you!" Alastor: "Because you, what?" Alastor: (Those three little words out of the blue. Completely uncalled-for especially from you.) Alastor: "Why don't you hate me? Why do you care? Can't you berate me? Isn't that fair? Where is your glare? Don't you dare leave our problems and pain on the shelf! Because if you don't hate me, I can't hate myself."
Vox: "But that's why I need you. You shatter my fear. 'Cause despite my misdeed, you are still right here. Though it's stupid to date me you're willing to try." Alastor: "I guess if you don't hate me, then why should I? Are you sure you don't want to give up on me?" Vox: "Yes." Alastor: "You're a moron. So you think that we could work? Here I thought I'd been the dumb one." Vox: "Hey!" Alastor: "What? You're forgiving me for all I did wrong. You're unmuting the song and, again, I belong to someone. Vox: "No! You can drop the stupid smirk. Though by now I guess you've earned that. 'Cause no matter how intensely I pout your stupid face will win out and I guess it's about time I learned that. And though we go together like a Chanel No. 5 and mace at least it's not as dull as fitting like a glove 'cause you're a nightmare that I've not been dreaming of but I suppose that when push comes to shove-" Alastor: "-Fine!" Alastor and Vox: "I love your stupid face." Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! Alastor: "Your stupid face~" (And then Alastor woke up)
Your Stupid Face: Kaden Mackay
