#mooclucking

I’m with the paladin, GET OUT HERE! I DON’T WANT TO WAIT!

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GM: *sigh* What's wrong, xxZugZug69xx? GM: We keep wiping on this raid. Paladin: There's just TOO MANY MOBS! Mage: Yeah, and we always wipe right when we're about to finish them off. And it takes too long for us spell casters to build up our AOE. GM: If only there was a way for us to do a little bit of extra damage to bridge the gap. There IS! Introducing the new and improved aff lock! Aff Lock: AFF LOCK!!! GM: Pssh! But aren't affliction warlocks, like, the lamest class in the game? Not anymore, you noob humping fuck! Go back to WoD! No seriously, go. With the all new aff lock, clearing waves of trash mobs has never been easier! Just have him/her/they cast seed of corruption and/or phantom singularity, and watch those mobs' hp whittle away faster than you can say Leeroy Jenkins! Guild: Wow! GM: Hey, these mobs are WAY easier to kill now! But wait, there's more! Incompetent tank? Have your aff lock bring along his infernal and you're back in business! Wanna make the enemy team rage quit in PVP? Have an aff lock take up demon skin, siphon life, and malefic grasp, and watch the salt fly as the Horde scum or Alliance dogs slowly are but surely drained of their life essence and dignity! Enemy Player: Dang! And I thought paladins were annoying! GM: Wow! Thanks, aff lock! Aff Lock: AFF LOCK! Don't just take my word for it! Here's a word from world famous warlock player, Mooclucking! Moocluck: I main destro, you idiot. Oh…… Well, what about Nixxiom? Nixxiom: I haven't played warlock in years. R-Ragg Tagg? Ragg Tagg: Who the FUCK plays warlock anymore?!? Oh……………… So what are you waiting for??? Get Aff Lock today!

Same thing happened to me.

Nixxiom, Mooclucking and TheLazyPeon

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsa4dlMhY78)